Oct 4, 2024
me @ sauron after watching him fumble galadriel in 4K AGAIN
#sir maybe lead with the ‘you are goddess everyone should worship you’ bit#the float the whole ‘i intend to accomplish this via unethical use of v powerful magical objects#and the violent subjugation of entire peoples’ part of it#THINK MAN#maybe don’t take the form of her cousin who you’ve just turned into a pin cushion#(this is the part where i should condemn the violence but galadriel might be into that so carry on ig?)#(maybe stab somewhere less essential next time tho??)#also don’t try and steal her jewellery#saurondriel#haladriel#galadriel#sauron#halbrand#trop#the rings of power
