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You know upon reflection maybe sending Daeron into the familial environment that produced Otto Hightower, in the city known for anti Targaryen sentiment and whose chief export is religious extremism, wasn’t the greatest idea.

#i am actually not shocked that house hightower are not the most well adjusted or nuturing #gwayne is an anomaly bordering on a miracle #viserys and alicent’s a+ parenting #cause he signed off on this shit too #daeron targaryen #gwayne hightower #ormund hightower #otto hightower #house hightower #hotd #house of the dragon

what in the judge claude frollo is going on with ormund hightower

#someone call cps save those babies #no wonder otto was doing everything to avoid moving back home #ormund hightower #daeron targaryen #tessarion #house of the dragon #hotd

rhaenyra 🤝 alyn 🤝 having a father who only remembers you exist and are a potential heir after several traumatic events and he runs out of other options so he suddenly goes all in on you out of a mixture of grief and guilt but because he’s still an asshole who cares more about his own emotions, comfort and how easy things are from him said father manages to fuck over his other children/grandchildren in the process and then you’re just left dealing with the fallout

#where’s the deleted scene of rhaenyra and alyn on break chain smoking in the godswood #everyone hyper focuses on the ‘my only child’ line but viserys treated rhaenyra like an optional bonus until aemma died #‘i hope my father gets a son. for as long as I’ve known him it’s all he’s ever wanted’#viserys and corlys are lucky they gave their kids self worth issues because if either rhaenyra or alyn had more of a spine #shit would have got physical #objects thrown #big Eldest Daughter(TM) energy from both rhaenyra and alyn #hotd is just a society for deadbeat dads #alyn of hull #rhaenyra targaryen #alyn velaryon #house of the dragon #hotd #viserys targaryen #viserys i targaryen #corlys velaryon

cestpasfaux24601

Baelor "i'm looking respectfully* Targaryen

#bertie carvel made CHOICES and we all have to live with it

alwynno

King Duncan the Just and Lord Commander of the Kingsguard Baelor

Role reversal AU

we need to get armand onto curly girl yt/tiktok/reddit immediately, cause every time that man’s curls drop the bodies start piling up again

#unfortunately he cannot be allowed near the tumblr curly girls because the suicial ideation is high enough in these parts #armand #the vampire armand #iwtv #the vampire lestat #tvl

Two seasons after Aegon infamously tried to find a boat to flee Kings’s Landing when he had a perfectly accessible dragon right there, we have Alicent trying to escape King’s Landing at the last possible second with her daughter on foot when said daughter rides one of the oldest and largest living dragons in the world.

Can someone please do a wellness check on Dreamfyre? Call whichever animal welfare society covers dragons?

#‘but rhaenyra and her riders!’ nothing was stopping them going to the dragonpit #at literally any point before rhae and the lads rocked up #and rhaenyra and daemon aren’t going to waste time chasing down helaena #and I like dreamfyre’s odds of outflying vermithor and pretty much anyone (human or dragon) of outsmarting ulf #‘helaena doesn’t like to ride!’ 1 absolute nonesense in a show that is full of nonesense #2 i get that fleeing with your mum and small child doesn’t make for great flying conditions but you know needs must #i mostly blame alicent this is her plan that isn’t really a plan more like a collection of vague intentions BUT STILL #rhaena targaryen is spinning in her grave #helaena targaryen #alicent hightower #house of the dragon #hotd #hotd season 3

Jfc Alys doesn’t even have to do anything. She is going to give that chernobyl-level disaster of a human being (affectionate) the most basic medical care and Aemond is going to go from zero to “love of my life/MOMMY”

#i thought it would require a little effort on her part #no once again a targaryen male was an over confident douchebag and wrought his own doom #i mean i assume she’s still going to drug him #for kicks #aemond targaryen #alys rivers

my og hotmail address had the word ‘zutara’ in it so this is big weekend for me and anyone who contacted me via MSN messenger back in the day

#not even watching the show #BUT THE CAVES #BLUE SPIRIT + PAINTED LADY in the year of our lord 2026???#zutara #atla #zuko #prince zuko #katara

tarmairons

idea from dmthinkr on twitter

patron-saint-of-lesbeans

Protestants who don’t like saints because we ‘worship’ them fail to understand the nature of this relationship. It can be difficult to explain but the simplest summation I can describe is this:

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Update: alternate relationship interpretation based on recent events

userarmand

This is a version of Armand who's a bit more desperate maybe. A bit more bitter, a bit less in control.

#look at my little gremlin bug boy #LOOK

Daniel Molloy is not the most sensitive nor the most well-adjusted person to ever walk the earth, so it’s truly unfortunate for everyone involved that he’s wound up in the position where he has to gently (i.e. with all the softness of a baseball bat to the back of the head) tell multiple people that one of the core relationships in their life is actually very very fucked up and abusive and they should probably be in therapy for the next century

#you enjoyed ‘white master black student but equal in the quiet dark’#well get ready for ‘covert incest that may just have been straight up incest!#jury’s still out!’#and if that isn’t enough there’s a healthy dose of ‘he views his maker buying him from a brothel as rescue #turns out it was…ahhh yes…sex trafficking!’#daniel is not equipped #he and louis are so normal by comparison #daniel molloy #lestat de lioncourt #louis de pointe du lac #armand #iwtv #the vampire lestat #interview with the vampire

If I have to watch another season of Rhaenyra Targaryen contemplating Just War theory and debating how she feels about the morality of using violence in the middle of a war where both sides have sentient nukes in which the other lot keeps killing her kids I swear to god

#alicent can’t be saved they will never give her any kind of consistent characterisation #never mind anything sane or logical #but i had hoped that the fact that the Dance has to escalate would make them do something with rhaenyra #but it’s not looking good lads #let these women be awful #they world they live in is awful #awful things have been done to them #why does the show insist on holding them in this ‘oops they’re kinda bad but NOT LIKE THAT’ suspension #THERE’S A WAR ON #hotd #hotd s3 #house of the dragon #house of the dragon season 3 #rhaenyra targaryen

It really says something about the state of Obi-Wan’s life that the return of the sith lord who murdered his master/father figure (and who would go on to murder his ex-gf in front of him out of sheer spite) only ever ranked somewhere in between “Oh dear! A mild inconvenience” and “Gosh darn it! I’m in a bit of pickle now!”

And I want to be clear; this is not me dissing Maul – Obi-Wan’s life is genuinely just that shit. Maul may have had it out for him but unfortunately so did the universe at large.