#thinking f1 thoughts

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lando norris is like if a fuck boy and a sweetheart were fused together with the sole purpose of making people lose their minds over him

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tumblr might be the only place on the internet where saying a man has a small cock might a be positive/hot thing

like- oscar’s (lack of) bulge makes people insanely horny here

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can we discuss why lando and oscar gatekeep their relationship so much?

it’s because oscar is a more reserved person and lando respects that? or this initiative stems from both of them?

Is this their way of trying to protect their relationship from the hungry eyes of the media who constantly try to put them against each other? or it’s just a instinct of trying to hold close what’s dear to them?

much to think… much to analyze 💭

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every day we’re closer and closer of the landoscar sex tape drop, the tennis video just confirmed that to me

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i need mclaren to get their shit together and give lando and oscar a car that works so i can say with certainty that they will be teammates forever

that zak brown interview is giving hope for a bright future where they truly spend the next 15 years together 😫

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oscar is looking so good lately, making me feel so insane about him, that is giving me the urge to write lando being absolutely in love with him again

felling the same thing that made me finish my first fic

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the worms in my head can’t stop filling me with landoscar + retired lando ideas and that’s all @str-481’s drabble fault

can’t stop thinking about a scenario where lando’s body starts getting softer and chubbier, a bit of a dad bod actually, after finally being free of diets and mandatory daily and he getting insecure about it, thinking it’s just a matter of time until oscar finds someone more prettier, younger, more attractive than him.

obviously, oscar notices that lando starts to behave strangely but he thinks it’s just him missing being on action or having trouble adjusting to a less busy life than he was used to. it’s only when lando starts making excuses for them to not sleep together, despite he clearly be gagging for it, that oscar gets suspicious that what’s been bothering him might be something deeper than boredom.

when oscar finally manages to make lando to tell him the true reason why he’s been distant, after an annoying amount of frustrated tries (because lando can be stubborn as hell when he wants, and his tongue does a mad job as a distraction), that leads to a entire night of body worship and praise.

(with added flavor if it’s in omegaverse, omega lando thinking he’s past his prime and that he’s not attractive enough anymore for oscar to want to have pups with him, while oscar is trying his best to breed him as soon as possible, if only his omega stopped pushing away every time oscar makes mention of getting his clothes off…)

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i think it’s funny that out of lando and oscar, i identify more with oscar but lando is the one that still resonates with me the most

maybe this too is another example of me being more relatable to oscar, in our shared obsession with lando norris