Steve: I'm not used to people sticking around when things go bad.
Danny: Welcome home.
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Steve: I'm not used to people sticking around when things go bad.
Danny: Welcome home.
Lou: Uh oh.
Danny: What?
Tani: Somebody’s in love.
Danny: Yeah right. I just think Steve is cool, okay. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about him.
Danny: [laying awake at night] Uh oh.
Danny: WE’RE GOING TO DIE.
Steve: Think positive!
Danny: WE’RE GOING TO DIE QUICKLY.
[season 1]
Steve: Seriously, all you do is bitch.
Danny: I happen to bitch the perfect amount for someone in my situation.
You're bossy... and short.
Steve to Danny, season 1
Why don’t you try speaking in words instead of your damn dirty lies.
Danny to Doris
Danny: Steve’s not in love with me.
Grover: Oh, my mistake. I suppose he stares at you longingly because he’s hopeful for a successful military alliance.
Steve: [appearing behind him] …Naval. NAVAL alliance.
Danny: It was a gift from my mom.
Steve: Your mom gives pretty bad gifts. Although, on the other hand all my mom ever gave me was abandonment issues, so.