Thirst Thread™️ (Yixing Edition)
Okay, I’m sure plenty of you and your mother know, that our Lord and Saviour™️ Zhang Yixing is pretty gorgeous. And thus, I thirst. I’m probably stirring up a hornet’s nest here, but whatever. It’s 3 minutes to one in the morning and I am up for making really dumbass decisions so here we go y’all. We about to thirst.
I think it’s only right to start off our Thirst Threading with a little skin action. And who can fault me for this. It’s perfection. I mean. BOY WHO YOU TRYNA KILL YOU FUCKING TEASE? ME? OKAY.
If you’ve been following me and my thirst threads, you’ll know that I’m all about the side profile and hot diggity damn sausage beanpole on a pogo stick this side profile is the fucking A+++ I can’t.
(Like. I just really want to bite that neck of his. It’s almost Halloween. Can a vampire make that happen? It’s the season of miracles right? Hello? Jack Skellington? Hello Santa?)
Honestly, I really want to body slam him with my kisses but I guess pressing my lips to where his lips are will just have to do because we mere mortals with only dreams of touching a god all have to make do ok
Me: *BOOM* Pregnant. Immaculate Conception.
I mean. I’m not a fan of the fuckboy hairstyle, but hell. I mean, boy, fuck... You are doing it for me...
*GLASSES KINK VIOLENTLY ACTIVATED*
“Hi sir, your daughter calls me daddy too”
I’m not gonna lie. I was never a big fan of EXO or Lay, but then I watched The Mystic Nine. And BAM. I was down a rabbit hole. I was sucked into the vortex of his beauty. I was a goner. Like holy hells balls how is he so pretty???? It’s almost unfair. My ovaries would like to sue. How dare his face. How dare he. How is he simultaneously the most beautiful face on that show, and yet one of the most badass because yo son. Someone should’ve slapped a health hazard warning on that.
He a shy boy. Shy for what, I don’t know. But he apparently a shy boy.
I mean. Do I even need to caption this? I feel like this says it all. The personification of that Oprah meme of “YOU GET THIRST, YOU GET THIRST, AND YOU GET THIRST!”
IN CONCLUSION: Zhang Yixing makes me hella thirsty for his ass and I am here this life.