#this asshat

[divinituscaptivus]

The man signs: “I never moved I’ve been here for a long time.”

The than promptly throws an egg at Emps.

The egg halts midair before it could smack the Emperor in the face. He promptly redirects the waste of breakfast at the Man with No Tongue.

[bensoloneedsatimeout]

I just love it when neighbors get drunk and start firing off their shotgun at 11 pm, guys. It's very comforting.

[jonathan-byers-remade]

im gonna need to drink a whole bottle of vodka after this shitshow

[sadal-suud]

HE KNOWS THAT THE POWER HE SEEKS IS ANCIENT AND EVIL AND THAT HIS ACTIONS ARE GOING TO PLUNGE THE WORLD INTO CHAOS. AND HE’S HAVING SECOND THOUGHTS!! 

he is wondering, what is going to happen to me? what is going to happen to this world?

AND YET, he’s going to go through with it anyway... because after this, he comes home to mira, to the scene of all his terrible memories, the trauma, the bullying, and he’s going to be overwhelmed by that old familiar sense of wrongness

then, who cares what happens to the rest of the world? castles may fall, nations may perish. it’s none of his business. he’ll be complete

[ladyqueenofthehouse]

Me @ this one asshat on my Facebook feed who doesn’t get that liberals don’t want a total lack of guns when I have literally explained it to him 20 times, who questions how trump is a child when he has commented on multiple posts in which I have explained exactly HOW trump is a child, who is the same dumbass who immediately pulled the ‘but that’s racist to say about white people’s when there was some commentary on why oppressed people generalize groups. Like that one wasnt even just about racism. It was literally ALL OPPRESSED PEOPLE This guy fucking pissed me all the way off, and I’m about to fucking block his stupid ass.

[tweetybird53]

I nearly died on Friday

Some asshole almost ran me over. Like, SERIOUSLY. We made FUCKING EYE CONTACT. And you know what? HE STILL TURNED ANYWAY!!!! HE DIDNT STOP UNTIL I WAS SIX FUCKING INCHES AWAY FROM HIM. And you wanna know something even better? I just walked even slower. That's right, I didn't speed walk once I noticed him heading in my direction. No, I walked SLOWER. I was just egging this ass on. Legit, I kept constant eye contact with this guy as he nearly ran me over. And if I had gotten hit, it would've been that fucker's fault. And even better, My last thoughts would've been: Are you fucking kidding me, Asshole? *scoff* This impatient bitch

[itsvoltagemc-blog]

Cutie. Shin is such a cutie. He's crazy but I think he's my favourite.

[i-miss-my-90gb]

oohhh nvm the redhead is coming over.