My Inner Mechanisms

Hi lvl 25 they/them Been on tumblr since 2012 dear god why did I come back

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[cpericardium]

hey everyone "I" have something to show "you"

[cpericardium]

[cpericardium]

[netherworldpost]

“Why should rich people pay more” because fuck ‘em

“So you are okay for paying more when you have money” I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘em’ when relevant

[pedulum-chronometry]

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

[cach1nnate]

i love when muslim women do makeup 2 match their hijabs its so pretty

[beanthebugboi]

Seconded, and I would like to add: hijabi cosplayers. SO fkn cool.

[cach1nnate]

:00000 that is so cool

[cach1nnate]

waowowwwowow

[cach1nnate]

!!!!!

[likepetalswealleventuallyfall]

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

[creepymutelilbugger]

hey guys do you want to circulate the heirloom dancing spiderman again i feel like we could stand to do that

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[deceasedcardinal]

[blupeeblep]

Like to charge, reblog to cast

[chandra-telescope]

hope is a skill

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

hope is a weapon you are trained to wield

[chandra-telescope]

favourite additions

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[tenaciouswritingdragon]

You cannot hide this in the tags, bestie. This is too lovely to keep a secret.

[wonderwyrm]

[mrsterlingeverything]

Billions will die in the fruitless pursuit of me lucky charms

[foxhero-moved-blog]

*browses own blog* amazing

[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[frasohei]

[redstonedust]

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

[grootficguy]

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

[rubensmuse]

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

[starg0ld]

[callali1y]

every time someones says "hey how are you" and i say "good" and forget to add the "how about you?" i feel like i've missed a quicktime event

[polpotpie]

Everytime a man acts gallantly or otherwise like a sir he is awarded with #GentlemanPoints which can be redeemed for any number of knicknacks like pipe tobacco or top hats or similar gubbins. I myself am saving up for the .45 revolver #TallyHo