#this derailed

[eebie]

im like a girl if girls spontaneously turned into salt pillars .id eat a pillar of salt btw it would take a while but i would be so willing . provide me with a salt pillar right now i would take whole bites of it if i could but my teeth would shatter from the force of how much i want to bite through some kind of rocklike material . i would kill someone for a chunk of pumice . or clay . or ice . i need to maul and kill something that is crunchy .

[visualbasicscript]

could the warden be put in prison for warcrimes seeing as he unjustly (if that even matters) attacked (cut ponks ARM OFF) a not just a medic but the ONLY MEDIC leaving no sides with any real healthcare which is definitely endangering every single civilian not to mention the bullshit with las nevadas although because of SOMEONE there is no authority to charge him with anything that quackity couldn’t manipulate and oh my god technoblade was being used as a weapon Again to get rid of anything that was organised enough to stop las nevadas and was thrown in jail before he realised or opposed them himself ofc with the bonus of revenge for YET ANOTHER PERMANENT GD MUTILATION quackity is legally the Sole Authority with eggpire disbanded philza defenceless and snowchester under his belt head in hands idk how I didn’t process this

[princess-of-the-corner]

Ask HC: hey ladybug, can you create food too? So the parents don't have to worry about they kids eating much when in true is the kwami eating

Ladybug: "I could but creating food with Magic is just- just- ugh! It's not fun! There's a whole process to making food either for yourself and others! It's more than just "making sure you have nutrition"! It's about togetherness and kneading dough and bickering over how much of what spices to put into the dish!"

Rena: "Exactly! Like yeah mom. I get it. You're the chef. But I think it could use some more cumin!"

Roi Singe: "You would not last in my mom's kitchen. You're either helping her make dumplings her way, or you're shooed out of the kitchen."

Carapace: "See my mom would rather make a base and let us add our own. We still end up bickering! 'You add too much garlic! Are you trying to avoid Vampires?!". Nah I just like more kick!"

Viperion: "Don't even get me started. Ma likes her food spicy as hell. I just. I can't. Even if she makes one less spicy as long as it's cooked in the same pan as her ghost pepper sauce it still gets it!"

Bunnyx: "Coward!"

Most of them bicker while Chat, Honeybee, Arashi and Wolfhound glance around.

[nathanprscott]

I listened to you and got the nathan drake collection! I'm only 5 minutes in but can't stop laughing cause the (german) voice acting is so clearly from pre 2010, it's almost stylized in a way. I don't know how they managed to do that but all games back then sounded pretty much identical in how the actors spoke. It's so weird and I cannot blame those who still believe it's better to watch and play with the OVA. However, the voice actors have improved so massively that I honestly wish they stopped this new trend of simply NOT releasing with German audio.. English simply isn't fluent enough in Germany imo and I think it's sad to have this gigantic amount of gamers but not giving all of them the opportunity to play in their first language despite there being a big pool of professional, talented voice actors. It's just a bit sad, I think.

[itsallavengers]

Do you do like self defence training or some shit bc thats so cool

Yeah dude, it’s a mix between MMA/ street fighting and Muay Thai. Oh and Philippino is what I’m actually grading in, so that too I guess, But yeah I just. I love martial arts, I’ve always wanted to be a Black Widow type character ever since I was like 5. Most kids dreamed of getting relationships or being cool, I dreamed about jumping out of cars and beating up bad guys. I actually enjoy getting scars and cuts because I feel like they are victory marks? It infuriates the fuck out of my mum cuz she’s like ‘Gee those bruises look ugly!’ and I’m like ‘they are UGLY and GLORIOUS EVIDENCE OF MY HARDINESS IN BATTLE, MOTHER’ which I actually say because I’m British and we all talk like Thor.

[brainocclusion]

El arte abstracto, lo que es, lo que no, si es arte o no, es una pregunta que inflama hasta los corazones de los economistas más indiferentes. Con el enfoque en el que comprendemos el arte, a través de museos o de críticos de arte vemos muy pocas veces el arte abstracto como tal, si no es como medio de comparación para el 'buen' tipo de arte. Por desgracia belleza=bien es un concepto tan cómodo y agradable que cuesta desprenderse de ello.

Aquel que se aventura a defender el arte abstracto- véase - se pinta como uno de los peores esnobs habidos y por haber. Quizás esto último sea una exageración, pero sin duda el silencio después de un 'Yo creo que un cuadro rojo es arte' es una situación bastante común. Nadie nace con un gusto por el arte abstracto, antes incluso de este rechazo social, viene el rechazo personal, la desfachatez ante un cuadro 'que bien podría haber pintado yo'. Quizás sea esto lo que más interesante me parezca, la capacidad de cambio de una obra de arte inmóvil.

Ya no solo con la historia detrás de cuadros (Rothko, Malevich), sino el movimiento en si. El arte abstracto, es un arte de choque. Está movido por colores, sólo colores o formas que guían ese vértigo ante un lienzo. Es la necesidad de alejarse de un mundo figurativo, de crear ese sentimiento de malaise tan necesario. en el arte ('Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.')

Cuándo exactamente nació esta necesidad quién sabe, creo firmemente que más que una ruptura fue la progresión de un mundo sofocado por la técnica y la tecnología.

Lo que algunos encontramos en este movimiento abigarrado es la confirmación del más allá, lejos de la expectativa, lejos de lo figurativo y lo material, tan lejos de la belleza fría y señorial de los grandes maestros.

Lo que yo encuentro es la expresión sincera y sin tapujos de algo que solo durante algunas noches rozo. Un pequeño destello de lucidez, que todo lo contiene, tan redondo y perfecto. Tan claro, tan simple ¿Cómo he podido ser tan tonta? ¿Cómo no se me ha ocurrido antes?, el cuerpo es una máquina perfecta. Con una sonrisa satisfecha, al comprender el núcleo del Todo mis párpados al fin reposan y mi cuerpo se entierra en las profundidades del sueño.

[jaymaybnk]

26!

what are they most passionate about? what could they debate about for hours? // learn an unusual hc about my muse! (accepting!)

JJ loves vehicles. Boats, bikes, trucks. If it moves, JJ wants to know how and how to take it apart and put it back together again. He can rattle off the stats of a brand new Grady White after seeing it under water for half a second, and he can diagnose what's wrong with your car by the sound it made. It's one of the only things he's ever been able to actually focus on rather than letting his mind run wild. One of his favorite things to do when he had his job at the Island Club was watch the new boats dock and debate the merits of whatever new engine was on the market with the other waiters.

Fixing cars is something to do with his ever twitchy hands, but it's also something his father taught him how to do. And those memories of JJ standing beside his father, holding a flashlight as Luke identified everything that the questioning boy pointed at under the hood were some of the only ones from his childhood unmarred by darkness. They were the ones he clung to when things got bad.

A lot of JJ's passion for fixing things also comes from his desire to be needed by the people he loves. Mention anything going wrong with your car, he'll be there in an hour with his bag of tricks. Complain about the AC unit in your house not working? He's elbow deep in it's motor in minutes. He's been taught from a young age that his worth is exclusively determined by his usefulness, which is why even when they're probably the most wild ideas anyone's ever heard - he's the first to come up with a plan.

[the-scungles-of-crungles]

I've always had an apprappreciation for nutcrackers. They're so fancy for no reason and nobody appreciates them these days

Half of them can't even actually crack a nut. They're just strange little wooden men

The ones that can't crack nuts are the domesticated breed

You don't want to encounter a feral nutcracker