#this got silly

[perfectliesfromaperfectdame-blog]

Starklings as Power Rangers AU (I've been laughing about this for like five minutes and can't adequately explain to my husband why this is so funny)

stawwwwwwp <3 (I haven’t seen this show/movie in so long. This may need to be watched soon!)

1. When the Starks become Power Rangers, their fighting techniques are quickly impeccable, and if they need work, they are constantly training with their martial arts teacher, Syrio Forel. His teachings are a bit unorthodox, but they help all of them when in peril.

2. Arya, who refuses to be a feminine color just because she is a girl, chooses the color black. Sansa doesn’t mind being the pink ranger, it’s ironically her favorite. Arya scoffs when Sansa shows up in her pink suit, but Jon, the White Ranger, he definitely doesn’t scoff.

3. They have many villains to take down, but the most notorious is Petyr “Littlefinger” Baelish, a corrupt business man who is from a different planet posing as a human. He develops a fascination for Sansa which causes the Starks to band together and take him down, Sansa delivers the final blow to end Littlefinger.

4. Jon and Sansa pretend they don’t like each other, causing Arya, Bran, and Robb to get irritable when they are out fighting evil. They are both too distracted by each other. Jon can’t keep his eyes off of Sansa in her suit, and Sansa can’t keep her eyes from Jon in his either. They find working together to be more and more difficult. 

5. When they find a villain they think they cannot defeat, they fight and almost give up being the Power Rangers, but Bran being the reasonable one, brings everyone back together to fight said villain and when he is brought down, Jon finds Sansa and brings her in for a picturesque kiss. 

Send me an AU and I’ll give you 5+ headcanons for it 

[timelordsandkittens]

S.S Pearl 24

literally bumping into each other au

(Since I already did a Pearl/Amethyst one and one of my other prompts is a Pearl/Rose one, I’m gonna go with Pearlnet for this one!)

There was no one left in the strategy room except Pearl, which was how she liked it. She paced and muttered to herself, projecting strategies and potential outcomes. These were things she could discuss with Rose later, but she found she was better at planning on her own.

She was so absorbed in her thoughts that she didn’t notice when the door opened, and only realized that she was no longer alone in the room when she turned around and slammed right into her.

Her projection fizzled out, and she fell backward. She blinked, looked up, and scrambled to her feet. “I’m sorry,” she said quickly. “I wasn’t looking where I was going, I... I thought I was alone.”

“You were,” said the gem, who was still nearly a head taller than Pearl even when she was standing. “I should be the one apologizing. I didn’t mean to intrude.”

Not only was she tall, she was well-built. And, Pearl had to admit, she was good-looking. From her hair, which looked thick and soft, to her eyes--three--a fusion, then--to her arms crossed over her chest, to her powerful legs...

Pearl realized she was staring and jumped to attention. “I--I’m sorry. I mean--um--apology accepted. I mean--”

The gem reached out and put her hand on Pearl’s shoulder. “It’s all right,” she said. “Don’t worry about it. I’m Garnet.”

“Garnet,” Pearl repeated. “I--I’m Pearl. Well, obviously--I mean, you know that. Um.” She must sound so stupid, she thought, and blurted the first thing that came to mind. “So--um--you’re a fusion?”

Garnet nodded. “Of Ruby and Sapphire. They thought it would be best to stay fused, in case of battle.”

“Oh! Good strategy. Good fusion.” Pearl blushed. “I mean--”

Garnet smiled. “It’s okay, Pearl. I came in here to see if anyone needed help strategizing. Do you mind? Or would you rather work alone?”

“Oh, I’d love your help,” Pearl said. “If you don’t mind me putting my feet in my mouth all the time.”

“Okay.” Garnet closed the door and flashed another smile. “Don’t worry, Pearl. Just try not to walk into me again.”

Pearl blushed even harder, and hoped that the flutterings in her heart were merely embarrassment, and not the start of a horrendous crush.

But she didn’t hope very hard. She knew herself better than to think she wouldn’t have this crush.

[meteorabianco]

☃

6. Our muses getting stuck inside an igloo together.

It had been Fideo’s idea to build an igloo in the first place, after having dragged Marco out of the apartment building and out to the streets when he woke up to find out the city was blanketed with the sparkling like powder.

With an eager smile and humming small christmas tunes, Fideo began to work on an igloo, Marco hanging back and trying to keep warm.

“Dannazione, Fideo, perché hai dovuto trascinarmi qui." Marco muttered, wrapping his arms and pulling the jacket around himself even tighter to keep warm.

Pausing for a second from the halfway done igloo, Fideo just flashed Marco a smile, much to his annoyance and dismay. 

“Una volta fatto, siamo in grado di tenere al caldo dentro l’igloo! Sarà caldo lì dentro!" Was the more childish of the duo response, causing the more mature one to sigh in frustration.

Another ten minutes (long and cold minutes in Marco’s mind) and the igloo was done.

Crawling inside first, Fideo examined how spacious it seemed inside, and notably warm too. Poking his head out of the entrance, Fideo motioned Marco over, to which he obliged by crawling in immediately to try and escape the bitter cold.

“Vedi, te l’avevo detto che sarebbe stato caldo!" Fideo exclaimed, eyes sparkling in triumph only to yelp softly when Marco suddenly pushed him over.

“Yeah yeah, non andare avanti di te." Marco mumbled, laughing softly as the brunet whined and pushed himself off the snowy ground, puffing his cheeks out in a pout.

“Beh, avrei trascinato Gian con noi, ma-" Fideo’s sentence was cut short when they heard a snap of a tree branch outside, confusion written on both of their faces before the sound of snow falling caught their attention after words.

Looking towards the only entrance and exit in the igloo, they both saw it had been blocked, more or less from the snow falling off a tree.

"Uh…." Not good, not good at all. They could dig a way out of the igloo, but that would mean having the snow collapse on them, thus burying them underneath.

"Er, Marco, you did bring your phone, right? I left my at home…"

"…. I didn’t bring mine either…"

Silence fell between the two before Fideo was promptly smacked upside the head by Marco.

"Ow! Che cosa era che per?”

“Per ottenere noi bloccati qui! Ecco perché!”

[ladylilithprime]

He turned to her. "Cause fedoras are cool, just like ties." He said fixing his tie.

A specious argument for an accessory choice, but it was certainly his choice.

"I have a… close acquaintance who is rather fond of His fedora," She acknowledges.

KT could be a bit of an adorable dork sometimes, though….

[terumiafuro]

hc discussion: skinny dipping at night

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHhHAHA

they all go to the beach and its aphrodis idea (ofc who else) gouenji thinks its absolutely ridiculous and endous like?? sure as long as youre certain we wont get caught

(they get caught)

(literally everyone on the team sees them naked in the ocean together)

(gouenji doesnt talk to aphrodi for a week)