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sometimes i wonder if my neighbours can hear me ranting about whatever coworker I'm mad at this day (....hour). i think it'd be real funny if I walked outside one day and the guy down the hall said "so have you killed John yet?"

#no but it's getting close #this guy i swear...#half the problem is that hes kind of a dick and talks down to people/is always ranting about how our system and products are shit #so all the people who actually build said products have a chip on their shoulder #and then if you try to call him out on it hes like 'oh well i didn't mean YOU were shitty our websites are all just GARBAGE....'#and then he sends vague notes like 'make this look better' and we get in a 20 min fight mediated by the HR guy #because wtf does 'make this look better' mean #and we SHOULD be charging the client for this time spent making it 'look better' so don't JUST TELL CLIENTS WE'LL DO STUFF FOR FREE #anyway. fuckin guy.

luka “not good with words” couffaine

“you’re amazing!”

“i’ll be here for you”

“i’ve been thinking of you”

“are you okay?”

“you can tell me everything or nothing if you prefer”

“you can be yourself with me, you know, just yourself”

and, most importantly:

“you’re the most extraordinary girl, marinette

as clear as a musical note and as sincere as a melody

you are the music that’s been playing inside my head since the first day we met”

#miraculous ladybug #spoilers #lukanette #this guy i swear...#liar liar guitar on fire

Actual conversation during a game design meeting I’m in

Me: Since the level is taking place in the later stages of WWII, the end-of-level boss fight should be with a King Tiger heavy tank.

(Shows game artist image of King Tiger)

Artist: Okay, this looks okay... but can I make some suggestions? Let’s add a missile launcher.

Me: Well, no, that’s not historically accurate...

Artist: Okay, okay... what about an energy barrier of some kind?

Me: What? No, these tanks were scary enough as is. There were rumors among Allied tank crews that the King Tiger was literally invincible, that nothing short of god himself smiting it from heaven could kill it. Hell, the Russians built an entirely new kind of weapon to kill these tanks. Adding things like that is superfluous and defeats the point of the game.

Artist: Just hear me out on this one.

Me: ... fine, let’s hear it.

Artist: What if we give it a teleporter.

Me: *crawls under desk*

#This guy I swear...