#this is 2014

[h3avenish]

[harknessbethyname]

Here’s My Whistle Toneeeeeee!

[nliast]

BINCH

I CAN’T BELIEVE I DREW LIKE THIS, WHAT HAPPENED?!1

[koibitotejasper]

My boyfriend is coming over today but he can't come until he helps a club set up for their competition so he won't be over until about ten at night.  This means that he's going to stay the night.  My roommate and I share a dorm room so there isn't much space and he's my boyfriend I don't mind sleeping in the same bed together and my roommate doesn't mind it either.

When I told my friend about this she kinda laughed and was like "oh ahha you're relationship is developing so fast."  And I just kinda shrugged like what?  Are we supposed to keep five feet of space between us for an undetermined amount of weeks before I'm finally allowed to hold his hand? whatever?

Then she realizes that I'm not going to share a bed with my roommate and I'm going to share one with my boyfriend and she gasped so freaking loudly that other people (who I didn't know) looked over and started listening in when she said, "I was just joking about you guys moving too fast earlier! but you're actually going to share a bed with him?  That's too fast you're-," 

and I just didn't want to hear it because why is it so bad that my boyfriend is going to share a bed with me tonight? SO I cut her off with,

"Good thing it isn't your relationship then." 

and I'm just angry that I'm being judged for determining the pace in my own goddamn relationship.  

[fairwader]

what the fuck is happening in america

what the fuck is happening in north korea

what the fuck is happening in europe

what the fuck

[reraimu]

i have been reading vampire stories all day on fictionpress

and one really good ghost one

[cerastes]

I am bereft of any words and reaction images that could possibly hope to respond to this lethal fusillade on my sides.