#this is devastating news

[kinkblog-totally-not-agirl]

Just got a bra fitting for the first time in a decade and…I’m a C 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[heychanhey]

Don’t say that 😫

[saryasy]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[123aoyama123]

EXCUSE ME💔💔💔💔

[initforthethrill]

just found out maddie isn't starring as the lead in this horror film dATE which is incredibly disappointing and therefore i am now in mourning for what could have been.

[secret-third-thing]

For a long time I thought you were a cryptid

WHAT CHANGED?!!?!?! WHY AM I NOT A CRYPTID ANYMORE !?!?! ?

[snoelledarts]

I was just supposed to find out, TEN YEARS LATER, on my own, that I had completely misread the books as a kid and Luke Castellan is TWENTY THREE YEARS OLD when he dies?!

You're trying to tell me that when he pulls that little trick on Percy with the shoes and Tartarus he's NINETEEN?! While Percy is TWELVE?! ...I have to go. I have to leave. Why WHY did I think he was fifteen? I think child me could not picture a teenager older than, like, sixteen years old and just decided that's how old Luke was. I did not account for Luke having a fully developed frontal lobe when I read the books. I am going to have to reread them, and they will cause me a whole new brand of pain.

I am devastated. Distraught. Do not contact me for a full 5 business days so I may recover.

[apppleioi]

gang, be honest, am i turning into adam parrish?