Just Here To Simp

Actually too old to be here. MDNI. Just a place for me to vent about how SKZ are ruining my life and sanity 🥰

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I haven’t posted anything before, because my blog is extremely specific in its focus. But I’m a US citizen and I’m looking at the fucking horror show that is my country and I can’t keep from doing the bare minimum. So:

Fuck Trump

Fuck MAGA

Fuck ICE

Free Palestine

No one is illegal on stolen land

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 rights are human rights

And if you disagree, argue with the fucking wall.

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For extra fun, Lee Know has discovered that fans now allows artists to send voice memos. So we can look forward to random garbled noises from our resident weirdo.

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Get away from me, demon toast! You will not join my bias line!

Side note, they all sound so excited for Gov Ball 🥰

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Binnie, please don’t tell me you have injured yourself! I’m hoping it’s just muscle soreness from lifting heavy or something like that.

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Is it cute, or is it slightly terrifying due to the size?

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Pochacco is a Sanrio character, a beagle. Pompu might be referring to a movie? I really have no context for this.

Edited to add: I have context!! Apparently there is a skzoo x Sanrio collab coming!

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Aww Felix 🥰 he’s genuinely such a sweetheart

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Anytime I try to take a picture of the moon it does not turn out like this 😭

I’ve never heard the song, but from the lyrics it’s very late night break up coded (to me) which makes it the second break up song he’s sent in the last like 4 days. You ok, buddy?

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Am I the only one who has a feeling of chan is soft launching someone?

He could be, who knows. TBH I think it’s useless to speculate, because there is so much we will simply never know. But dating bans and pretending idols aren’t grown ass adults is (to me) a huge issue in the industry.

Now, some of it is cultural (and it’s not my culture obviously, so it would probably be better for me to stfu) but some of it is just fans needing to fucking touch grass. I would love it if every idol suddenly decided to say “fuck it, here’s my partner/fuck buddy/whatever.” Because at the very least fandoms would lose some of their worst fans.

It is fine to find these people attractive, and be fun/silly delulu about them, but anyone actually having an issue with them being in consenting adult relationships needs to get a grip.

Sorry, this really went on a tangent 😅

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The separation anxiety is real lol. I assume he’s referring to them filing their solo SKZ players that are coming out this year

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Oh Seungmin, I hope you’re doing well.

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Teyvat is from Genshin afaik. Did he actually meet a stay?? 😂

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🚨 Richard update!!!! 🚨

She’s so tiny 🥺 Hannie loves her so much.

Korean doesn’t treat pronoun usage quite the same way English does, apparently, which is why the translator keeps misgendering Richard. But apparently Han did specifically say “king” as in male monarch, so maybe he just dngaf.

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Lee Know forever destroying his body 😂 these translations are objectively hilarious. I’m convinced that’s why he always laughs.

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I found better translations from someone on threads! The in-app ones are close but never quite get the nuance. I love this fandom.

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Sweet Lixie 🥰 everyone stay hydrated!

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Let’s all crash out over how cute Jinnie is together