#this is exceedingly silly

[anotherhumanpet]

@aonokumura this may or may not be canonically on the dorm fridge

[justkeepdancing-nemo]

Elevator (<3) || Chouie

Nemo had a master plan. 

Technically, Louie had stopped all that ‘leaving Swynlake to backpack around the world and probably get killed’ talk, but... Nemo couldn’t risk it anyway! His own future was a big question mark, and it’d only get worse if Louie left them all behind. But Louie didn’t actually want to leave. He just needed more excitement! To meet new people! To find a hot guy! 

Chip Jones was going to be the hot guy who saved Nemo’s friend group from utter implosion. 

Chip Jones just didn’t know it yet. But he would, as soon as he spent enough time with Louie. They’d technically already matched on Tinder! Louie mentioned some flirting over beer pong! He’d seen enough movies to know how to make love bloom faster than it might on its own-- it just needed a trap. 

And so, after hacking into Louie’s Tinder profile (super easy honestly, he REALLY needed to change his password from morkielove4eva) and a couple of DMs with Chip plus some texts to Louie... 

Chip and Louie ended up in the same old elevator on Pride U’s campus, infamous for breakdowns, at the same time!

And with just a little faith, trust, and a sprinkling of pixie dust in the control panel... 

“Whoa!” Chip exclaimed as the elevator groaned and came to a screeching halt. “Damn, what was that?” 

@the-coolest-mallard 

@the-name-is-chip 

[choochoomotherslagger]

Relationship advice -> touch the tiddy

oh i can definitely do that

/immediately honks @ask-overlord-phasesixer‘s big tank tiddy/

[timelessmulder]

in aligned ultra magnus was put in charge of the wreckers, with springer as his lieutenant (and he was, according to the tfwiki, always at his side)

this means that ultra magnus was like, springer’s dad bc that boy collects dads like no one’s business

and traditionally kup is Also springer’s dad

this is to say that ultra magnus and kup are both springer’s dads and therefore, should be boyfriends/husbands

[errorcritical]

i am now 6x prepared for meatspace porn commissions

[choochoomotherslagger]

Astrotrain has appeared! What to do? [X] Make them mine

Error: you already own this Astrotrain. You must release them before you can claim them again.

He’s going to drape on you like a big dumb dramatic blanket, making escape impossible. It appears the Astrotrain has claimed YOU.

[codenamejudas]

~~i love that there's one degree of separation between Good Omens and Spinal Tap, and there's a not-zero chance Judas could encounter Shadwell in that verse, wondering why he looks so familiar~~

[choochoomotherslagger]

Throws a snowball at his face then flees.

Unfortunately, the snowball disintegrates before it hits him due to his bazongers core temp. This does not quench his thirst.