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Boooooooo BOOOOOOOO GET OUTTA HERE

#Yk what #Being platonically married to a hardcore fossilcleaning fan makes this feel like #Im some free loader husband at the baseball game after telling his wife “yup honey im at work!” no dude no im not #U gotta understand #Have u ever painted a day in ur life #Try painting without a tissue #The chemistry is THERE 😭🤞#This was a doodle page #This is how i function #I just got done proofreading a research paper for my friend too 😭#The whiplash #dandys world #Dw #Tisha dw #Dw tisha #Dandys world tisha #Tisha dandys world #Brusha dw #Dw brusha #Dandys world brusha #Brusha dandys world #My art #Tisha x brusha #Whats their shipname #Brusha x tisha #Idek #I swear if it has the word cleaning in it bro (i say as every vee ship has vision in it)#Gwenchana fossilcleaners 😸🤞🤞🤞 i wiLL RENDER FOR YOU!!!! I DO GAF!!!! YYYEAAAAAAHHH 😸🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

No one’s stopping me from reading regular jayvik fics as femjayvik

#YOUR PRONOUNS CANT STOP ME #ily fem jayvik #jayvik #jayce talis #fem jayvik #I will be reading jayvik fics as yuri now #this is how I function #viktor #Jayce #fem viktor #fem jayce

The amused and concerned smile I just got out of the customer in front of me at the gas station as I stepped out of line to pluck a large bag of cotton candy off the rack while I already had 2 liters of Dr. Pepper, bottle of sweet tea and a Push Pop Gummy Roll... poor man probably thought I was a high schooler

#cinntalks #sir im sorry #but i aint sleeping until this fucking oneshot is done #and caffeine doesnt do shit #this is how i function

I function on a very careful balance of sleep deprivation and caffeine

#sleep deprived af #sleep deprivation #caffeine #bastardcore #careful balance #if i fuck up im done for #this is how i function

Is talking continuously whenever I try to explain something to someone (like a normal way too!) and end up not breathing properly and the person in front of me not understanding the normal person thing?!🤔

#i don't understand #my brain #this is how i function

So, who should my new worksona be…?

#this is purely looks-based #hey Cass haven’t you had 3 weeks to do this #uhm yes shut up 🙂#this is how I function #thanks audihd 🙃#I should do a quick closet haul tomorrow morning before I start this process #but like also maybe not and just *try on things* and let yall tell me if it should or shouldn’t be or if I should remix it with something #hmmm #I wanna be kinda witchy cozy profesh…?#what do you think menaces n mice can we pull it off #how do we feel about lingerie as clothing in a professional setting……..#shut up cass #I should also put here: my original worksona is Luanne #Luanne is a South West stewardess (NOT flight attendant! RUDE!) and she’s just SO happy you chose SWA today shug #she’s from North Carolina but she settled in upstate VT so she’s got no accent but she’s got that southern charm #she’ll yes you to death while making you thank her for letting you breathe her air but only bc she’s so damn charming #…Luanne is effective but I fear she is getting outdated.#no im not kidding this is who I am at work I hate her so much but she is EFFECTIVE.#no for real. bestie named her when we used to work together.#if you ever saw me at work you’d think I wasn’t real 🙂🙃#(because I’m not)

i haven't had a day/evening shift in sooooooo many years i'm soooo glad i go to work at 2 omfgggggg

#THIS #this is how i function #just thoughts

Me: wtf are words

Also me: Avi is giving me the good good, the capital P Pain, time to just spit out a novel real quick like

#;out of the south #//truly the fucking quickest way to get a reply from me is make me cry #so that i can do it right back to you #this is how i function #is it painful af or filth #that is the fastest you get a reply #followed by uber fluff #unfortunately this gets used against me and i can't help but love it

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