#this is just... crack

[feanope]

I know this is terribly late for Crablor(TM) Day 2020... but:

Imagine somebody picked up Crablor at the beach and is going to sell him at the Havens just as Arya did in Braavos

and Cirdan picks him out of the cart, because that damn crab has blue eyes, and they just stare awkwardly at each other.