I hate square enix. I'm ruined by their trickery. I try to move on with Estinien; he keeps dropping Aymeric references. I try to eye up Varshahn; he's so pretty but reminds me of Aymeric. I consider branching out from Heavensward-adjacent characters; I'm still in love with Aymeric. I don't even feel anything when G'raha makes shiny eyes at me. I want to see Aymeric. Square has me by the throat. I MSQ for them; I farm tomes for them. I give them a subscription and buy their costumes. "We made other characters," they tell me. "We've given you a buffet." They release an entire expac full of hot ancients and Deep Lore. "You just need to fixate on someone else. He's never coming out of his office." I can't do it, I don't have enough room in my heart. Square declines my credit card. "Guess this is the end." Dawntrail is announced. We're going to a whole other continent. Nothing but new, non-Ishgardian characters and the occasional Estinien cameo. What a cruel world.
