Kon: Tim is taking me into his darkroom today!! :D
Clark (familiar with the concept of a photography darkroom as he has been a journalist for a long time): NUH-UH NO HE IS NOT!!
Kon (now embarrassed): WHAT NO?? THAT’S NOT A EUPHEMISM OR ANYTHING—
Clark (even more embarrassed): I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS??
Kon: WAIT— then why do you care lol ?
Clark: …do you not know what kind of lights they use in darkroom photography
Kon: riddle me this superman. why the fuck would I know that.
(the answer is red safelights) (clark figured this out the hard way)















