#this is really silly

[iszapizza]

I saw @keferon ‘s mecha pilot jazz au and I’m obsessed

[heartavenue]

ㅤㅤㅤ . ˚ Very Niche Things That I Scripted Into My Better Cr ₊ ꒱

Oreo’s with just the cookie 

Sprite Lymonade 

Dr Pepper Vanila Floats EVERYWHERE 

People loved ariana grande’s positions more & the content that was scrapped makes it this go round 

Beyonce won aoty for lemonade 

Ariana Grande wins aoty for tun 

Ptv wins a grammy for selfish machines 

Moreso rock/metal gets more love as a genre 

Very niche and very specific but a bridgerton season maybe eloise’s first make her gay…and second I need a regency era butchfemme/studfemme romance PLEASE 

THANKS A LOTS ARE BACK 

More...sapphic...media! Specifically more DIVERSE sapphics I am TIRED of the white girls 

More music based shows in america (MTV is BACK) think about sbs inkaigyo, m countdown in korea 

Alabama isn’t known as the cotton state…how the hell is my black ass gonna rep COTTON

Alabama isn't known for INCEST

Hayley didn’t get pregnant with twins with dylan in modern family 

The last season of b99 is…better. 

Mbav didn’t get canceled 

Shameless doesn’t fall off 

Bisexual Fiona 

Everyone ALWAYS follows the theme at the met gala

Arcane didn’t end like that…also ekko is a stud! 

Moreso a sevika brothel scene 

Red Robin is in my town, In n out, Jack in the box, and Baskin Robins.

Beyonce dropping donk 

Ariana dropping fantasize, ridiculous, he had it comin, jada 

Coryxkenshin finally playing kindergarten 2 

People liked Beyonce’s cowboy carter AND understood the significance of it 

I can spell necessary and sandwich on my first try 

B99 x modern family episode 

Iwtv got way more acknowledgment and SWEPT during awards season

We find out who tf took that book at the end of fear street 1666

Rkelly didn’t produce outrageous by britney spears 

Or write Aaliyah's debut album 

Joanna Ceddia is back on youtube 

Less shortform content 

The Until Dawn and FNAF movies followed the game lore

Wicked beat out Emilia Perez during award season

People don't use the word "tits"

the term "bigback" never existed

The "oh oh oh oh" version of no tears left to cry is the original ver

Pharrell and JT work together on another album (this is so niche but I love justified and I need another album like it STAT)

Birria tacos come in five

British people don't say "wank, shag, fap"

They aren't called wifebeaters

In inside out 2 Riley is gay and valentina/valentine(? I forget her name) was her gay awakening

Rainbows actually have a pot of gold at the end them

Ariana grande singing my hair Jessica rabbit style (courtesy of anon)

There is no such thing as the dark web

Still into you wins a Grammy

Gelphie lezzes out in both wicked films!

Dr pepper bar

Justin Timberlake trifling ass never did that to Janet

There are merch stations inside movie theaters

The library of Alexandria never burned down

The female anatomy was not named after men...

There is a perfume based on the potion in arianas tbim mv

Abbott elementary has a full 3rd season

Adults didn't have an 8 episode but a 22 episode season

Coryxkenshin doesn't leave for long periods of time.

Death to streaming culture and Zeus network

I can find Americone dream more easily (why is this the only flavor that I can't find...)

The rise of boygroups I yearn for another nsync

King Charles chopped ass never did that princess Diana. I am ready to go to war over my girl don't play with me.

Side to side background vocals version is the original version.

Moreso Meghan Markle never received any hate.

A girl group full of sapphics that make music about girls, I'm so sick and tired of ggs only talking about niggas WE GET IT (flo is excluded I love them down.)

Ronald Regan bitch ass never become president.

Glinda is canoncially a lesbian (idk if she is here but she's going to be there idc)

People don't use the word "fanny."

People don't call all Latinos, mexican and they don't refer to all east Asian people as Chinese.

NONBLACK PEOPLE DON'T USE THE NWORD! IM TIRED IM TIRED IM TIRED!

Nonblack people doesn't use aave.

People know the difference between race, ethnicity, and nationality.

People don't call vaginas those dehumanizing, gross things.

Positions tour...

Hailee Stanfield doesn't VA vi

Drew Seeley is a big time artist

Game of thrones s5-s8 is actually good

The Lindt Lindor carrot cake truffles aren't limited edition.

One piece pacing is like one pace or the opla.

Comestic/plastic surgery is illegal except for reconstruction/health purposes.

Arcane isn't centrist.

Masking is normal.

[junkverse]

no one:

absolutely no one:

seriously, no one:

me: what if. the Puzzle. was bug

[cluttercatastrophe]

munchiverse goes crazy, im addicted to him

[whimsicalfairytales]

out of the ashes of the 2023 writers strike, another beautiful, completely unintentional, homoerotic phoenix will arise and it will fly into the sky of a male-dominated tv show and this majestic creature will consume the minds of multitudes of impressionable youths

and those glorious, dedicated legions will write profoundly holy and depraved scriptures, the likes of which the world has never seen and soon, these sinful acolytes will rejoice as they discover how salvation can only be found on the lips of your damnation.

This is the legacy of a writers strike; it's splendorous; its awe-inspiring. It will even be proclaimed that this unfathomable power is almost...supernatural.

[machaeraaster]

I'm pretty sure Phoenix went through a tough time after Miles came back from the 'dead.' Mourning for an entire year is not an easy thing to forget and forgive.

Okay, sorry, but I can't help falling more and more in love with the idea of Phoenix being half—or at least partly—Mexican. Can you imagine? My poor boy, drinking away his worries while listening to Chavela Vargas. Oh no, that's a really bad sign.

[il3x]

🪱 well-hidden-worm

Ok we can add "human" to the list of animals that have scared me