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Max Verstappen x bestfriend!reader smau

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Well damn.

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Lowkey need to know how much they're paying him

Streets are saying 40m with an option for 50m the last two years of his contract

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Parasocials when the man that actively pursued and got together with a woman that already had a child, doesn't seem to hate said child: 😮😮🤨

Pick me bitches when a man makes choices:

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Charles is really the definition of he doesn’t wanna be saved

We gotta leave our friend with the toxic man and we gotta leave Charles with Ferrari

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Why do these people want a grown ass man to be horrible towards a little girl 😭 like usually it's the exact opposite and people are worried that stepparents aren't treating their step kids right but these people genuinely want him to hate her or something 😭

Because if he hates her then he secretly hates Kelly and his whole life and they still have a chance 🥺

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Are they just gonna announce that he's staying every 2 years? I don't even think his previous contract was ending 😭

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They should just do it annually at this point. Like a lil Ferrari birthday

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I just think its so funny to remember Charles last season going "I'm going to give Ferrari 3-4 races before making a decision" like that Stockholm Syndrome Princess was actually gonna leave lol hopefully he got a nice raise from that!

I think it’s funny that some people thought he was serious 😭

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my crackpot aluminum foil theory is that since max has been shopping around the other drivers in the top four teams have also talked around just to know what's going on and Charles got nervous seeing lando and max, for example, talking to ferrari so he signed a contract extension to mark his territory lol. cause I think he really really does not want to leave ferrari and the thought of there being something better to move to terrified him so he locked himself down.

I’ll see your crackpot theory and raise you - Charles saw everyone shopping around, shopped around himself, and realised Merc and McLaren wouldn’t give him a seat and RBR have a full line up, and ended up re-signing with Ferrari after making sure he didn’t really have any options

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Mine is just absolutely roasting him //

Yeah same 😭😭

He is really on fraud watch

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My twt TL is being so funny about this extension lmaooo

Mine is just absolutely roasting him

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Honestly I wonder at what point Ferrari will be the one to get rid of him

I would say 7-10 years. They will give him a couple of years with Ollie, and then eventually they will go through some kind of “shake up” “rebrand” and they will want a different image

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Honestly, at this point Charles will have no one but himself to blame if he never wins a title because he chose Ferrari over everything.

In 2022 I felt genuinely bad for him, still in 2023 as well but the more the years go on the more I come to realize I can’t blame Ferrari for his lack of success (he has 8 wins after 8 years and only one semi-run at a wdc) when he continuously chooses to stay there. He knows what Ferrari are like, no one is forcing his hand.

Heck, with all the unrest about Max and everyone waiting for him to make a decision this season you can’t even argue there’s nowhere for him to go because if he waited a little everything might be wide open.

Charles has a lot of potential. I do think he’s a better driver than Lando or George. And he absolutely could be world champion. But at some point arguing potential over the facts on the score sheet doesn’t work anymore (cough people trying to put him on Max’s level cough).

History won’t remember who “could’ve won if only he had the car”. At least not if it’s not a Max 2025 type of season.

You either deliver, or you don’t. No excuses.

He’s exactly where he wants to be.

And everything that goes along with that goes along with it. And we have to assume he’s fine with that.

I don’t even think it’s about blaming Ferrari. He could be champion in the right car but these things don’t happen in a vacuum. Sure they’re an unserious operation in many ways but so were McLaren last year and through one part of their organisation being good and everyone else’s incompetence they finessed it. If Ferrari built a car that good, the strategy wouldn’t even matter. So it’s not just a case of Ferrari sucking.

But yeah at the same time Charles is where he is and I think that’s probably the right choice for him. But the fans need to let go of this notion that he’s a victim of Ferrari. He IS Ferrari as much as Ferrari is Ferrari. You can’t save a damsel if she loves her distress.

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Me reading "Charles is here to stay": oh cause we were wondering 🫩🫩

Yeah questions were being asked about his commitment tbh glad the rumours have been squashed

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I was thinking about it and I genuinely cannot see Charles retiring 😭 I feel like he'd have to win a wdc or else he'll just keep going

Hahaha him and Alonso just there till age 80

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with these people it's either 'he's so horrible using his stepdaughter for pr' or 'stepdaughter is horrible and has no boundaries' it just can't be anything else. someone has to be evil and wrong in this scenario.

Extremely wicked, shockingly evil and vile.

Villains. All of them.

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Calling a kid ill-mannered for walking around her own home is crazyyy work like do these people even hear themselves??

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