#this is wierd

[lemurisbest]

Just realised in this scene after leaving the coffee shop after gabriel arrived. He takes his eccels cakes to go but...

HE TOOK THE PLATE W HIM

AZIRAPHALE U CANT TAKE THE PLATE W U

WHY DID HE TAKE THE PLATE

[fanfic-obsessed]

Pit Magic

This one…This one is going to start a little strange, and with a bit more world building than I let myself indulge in for my Tumblr ideas, but the set up is a bit necessary. As always there is no Canon to see here.

The first important note here is magic and how magic works. Magic here is both sentient and not. Magic does not necessarily have thoughts, but does have opinions about who and how it is used.  With Spells powerful enough to leave remnants behind, those remnants do not work well going against their original purpose or used by people whose intentions are too different from their first caster. All magic, after enough time, can be corrupted (made to work against its original purpose- so remnants of a spell made to kill used to heal would also be a corruption) but even corrupted magic is, for lack of a better term, protective of anyone or anything that matches the vibe of its pure form. 

This brings us to the Lazarus Pits. There is no recorded history of the Pits, with its mystical water that cures the sick and kills the healthy.  No one ever recorded its true origin. The truth is the original Lazarus Water was a non magical spring in a cave system in what is present day Turkey, a location that was long lost even before Ra’s Al Ghul began using the Pits.  This cave was the home to a small tribe in the middle of the last ice age. An illness struck this tribe, nearly wiping out the entire tribe in a matter of hours. All except the daughter of the tribe's leader, who had a natural magic. Though grieving, her main intention was to help, to save those she loved no matter the cost to herself. Her magic reacted creating a powerful spell to revive her tribe and kill the illness that afflicted them. She gladly gave her life so that they would live. 

The spell was so powerful it left long lasting remnants that sunk into spring water, turning the water of the spring into a healing elixir, the predecessor to the Lazarus Pits.  The spell also changed the tribe irrevocably, making them heartier, slower to age and more resistant to illness and infection; these resistances and the healing that came with them passed through the blood of the tribe, which then passed to most of humanity as the generations flew by.  Though no one had ever had cause to make the connection, the more of that lost tribe's blood that flows through a person's veins the better the Lazarus Pits work for them, the less the madness affects them.

By the time Ra’s Al Ghul took control of the Lazarus Pits, the original spring was lost to time and the remnants of the original spell were hopelessly corrupted.  

This brings us back to what this is setting up for.  Due to the nature of the League of Assassins, who their clients are, who their victims are, no one in living memory who had been exposed to Lazarus Water had come face to face with someone whose vibe matches the love and need to help of the original caster. This vibe check can only be done in person, not through surveillance equipment, or photos or reports. 

Until Jason Todd attacks Tim Drake at the Titans Tower.

Stubborn, self sacrificing, loving Tim Drake. Feral, protective, willing to do anything for his loved ones. And he loved so deeply, so desperately.

The exact match of a girl so long ago who poured everything she was into a spell to heal the people she loved. Who died gladly, with no regrets, creating a healing spell so powerful that it changed humanity itself.   

Jason Todd had broken into Titan’s tower, mind drenched green with Pit Madness, intending on hurting the little Replacement Robin. That is until he entered the room the Robin in question. The madness did not clear, instead it switched from Anger to ‘Mine! Protect!’.

The Pit Madness in Jason’s head screams that this is not a safe place for Tim (someone intending to hurt him had just broken in).  Running on adrenaline, madness, and an overwhelming protectiveness, Red Hood scoops up the little Robin and exits the tower stage left to get somewhere safe (depending on which is funnier, he either manages to escape with a struggling Robin over his shoulder-no knocking out Robin, that would be hurting him- , or said Robin figured out that Red Hood was Jason Todd and went quietly for ‘It’s Jason’ reasons).  Somehow Jason runs with his captured Robin straight back to the only safe place he can think of, Nanda Parbat. 

Later, after he is not running so fully on strange instincts, Jason would not be able to say how he got from San Francisco to the League of Assassins in the middle east, but somehow he did.  

While not every Assassin in the League has had a dip in the Lazarus Pits, most have and every single one of them, from Ra’s Al Ghul to Talia to Damian to the lowest Assassin who had been dipped in the Pits takes one look at Tim Drake and go ‘he is our precious cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure’.  It should also be noted that they do not want Tim to become an Assassin, not even Ra’s; this really is a ‘we must protect the innocent boy from all the evils of the world’ kind of situation (Which is hilarious given the age difference between Damian-who has declared himself Tim’s personal bodyguard- and Tim).

So now Tim Drake has been abducted by the League of Assassins and they all want to give him…hugs? Like Tim knows he’s a bit touch starved, ok, but he didn’t realize it was so bad that an actual villain organization would get concerned.  And there is talk about how he needs to be protected. Yeah, they are not letting him contact anyone or leave, but they are also not torturing him or trying to kill him. It is a little strange that he is getting more maternal affection from Talia Al Ghil than from his own mother, who he is not even sure knows he is missing yet.  AND Jason Todd is there, which means Jason is alive, so Tim is trying to get Jason to come home. Tim is also trying to figure out if this made his life weirder or not.

Back in Gotham, Batman is losing his whole mind. He has video from Titan’s Tower of The Red Hood abducting Robin, now one has heard from either since. It has been weeks.  In addition no one has reported Tim Drake missing. It has been weeks and there is no one outside their nightlife that would notice if Tim disappeared? Bruce has been trying to get in contact with Drakes for all of those weeks (in between his frantic searching for Tim himself). The messenger he sent to find them, one of the Justice League undercover, was told essentially not to bother them about Tim, just talk to him directly and refused to listen when being told he might be missing. 

Listen when Bruce gets Tim back from wherever he has been abducted to, he is going to be concerned about the implications of his parents actions. Right now he and Dick are scouring all of their contacts to find their missing Bird. Crime is at an all time low in Gotham, in spite of the Bats not patrolling. 

There was precisely one(1) Arkham breakout since Robin went missing. Instead of the normal round up, where the various Rogues all had time to get to their preferred battlegrounds before being gently (and until that breakout none of them would have ever considered that the Bats were actually being gentle with them) recaptured, with fights that served as enrichment in all of their enclosures the four rogues that escaped that night were all put down fast, and with broken bones to would put them out of commission for months, by an impatient Batman or Nightwing.  Neither have time for the normal crime fighting until they bring Robin home, they are on a Mission.   And everyone knows not to bother the Bats on a mission.

[www-ap-mag]

🌫🌧

[kittyruna-art]

GUYS I FOUND SOMETHING!

So it all started with this poster:

This is the kind of wierd ass stuff that I’m into, so I took a picture and went to the website:

Welcome to FREAKBAiT.com

After agreeing to a slight disturbing “we use cookies on this website” thing:

It took me to the main page with a bunch of links. I am really happy to be a part of whatever this is.

Also the person with no skin from the picture is a slay queen.

[obstinator]

[valkyrieassassin]

Az, Rhys sister and Lucien are all Ruhn’s family. Hear me out.

11:30pm theory, acotar, tog, cc

What if the mating bond wasn’t given to Az from Elain because Azriel already had a mate. Had. We know that Rhys sister was one of the only females that Azriel in his teen years new. What if Azriel’s mate was Rhys sister. Hear me out I know there is this theory but not with this weird piece that in my head creates a picture.

We know that Ruhn looks like Rhys. But that also means his sister. And his magic is very similar to Azriel and Rhys. So also Rhys sister.

A lot of places and names for the world of Crescent City are very similar to those in Throne of glass. So this part is very weird but what if Prythian, hybern, and the continent was once Erilea. And due to magic and courts fighting and power breaking loose the land began to split. Or it just shifted apart. And created Prythian. But many years in the future there is another Valg war and some of the fae, human, witches, and other breads run and create a city for safety and that city is Crescent City. We only know what the city looks like not the rest of the land mass it is on.

Crescent City became technical and even more of a safe haven for fae and other creatures to live in peace. And this millennium after the events of silver flames.

Circling back to the beginning what if Azriel and Rhys sister were mates. What if they had a child and that child had a child and so on. Until Crescent City was made, and one of the descendants took safety there. And due to the limited people magic was mixed creating the Starborn. He still kept some of his great how many you can choose grandparents magic. The telepathy or as we see Rhys calling it Daemati, and the shadows are striking similar to Az’s. Both the telepathy/weak Daemati and the shadows were past down from Ruhn’s mother.

So if this theory works Ruhn was named after the mountains of there once lost home. That his mother found in an old familiar journal that was written by Az and his mate. It mentioned the mountains of the old kingdom. (This is just a weird thing that doesn’t really matter) and Ruhn’s father is one of Lucien’s descendants seeing as he is the son of the LoA and Helion. He was the autumn king but he past on the day magic in the form of the Starborn.

The war that is mentioned repeatedly though CC2 (I didn’t want to look it up) is the third Valg war. When Bryce falls into Prythian she falls back into time to before the third Valg war. Before Crescent City was created.

When she is there she has Ruhn’s sword that is the twin to truth teller. A family heirloom. It also make sense why she mistakes Rhys for Ruhn because Ruhn is his what ever many greats uncle. And the old fae language is in all of SJM’s books. So it makes sense that it is the same language.

Why is it the third Valg war? We know that in Tog we learn that witches are half fae and half Valg. In Acotar we see witches as a almost extinct species. So the moving of the continents must have killed most of them. But in CC we get more witches which means more Valg and fae coming together again.

What about the gates. The gates that the keys were returned to at the end of KoA were three. There is also three legs of the cauldron. What if the keys were reshaped to be the legs of the cauldron and from that reopened the portals. The gates in Crescent City are a play on the portals so that they could never forget there past.

This also explains how the walking dead and the book of breathings and a lot of other books the references other characters are there. It also explains Aelin falling though because she was also time travelling and seeing the future. Prythian the Crescent City.

I have covered the land, the whole background war, the magic and looks. Just to make the point the Ruhn is related to Az and Rhys sister on his moms side and Lucien in his dads side. Also all three worlds have some form of three face goddess or something similar.

This went from a short ten minutes theory to an hour later. Just to prove a stupid theory that Az, Rhys sister and Lucien are all Ruhn’s family. I might write a fic on this. Is there anything I missed or messed up.

[smokey-cat]

had a dream that was fucking wild

during it, childe went rogue and took a few fatui with him to create his own army to take over the world. homeboys went insane.

and apparently he seduced gorou and his army is now teamed up with the rogue fatui and set off to mondstadt (where zhongli was visiting for a minute) to take over 'the territory of the fatui' and massacred everyone who lived there so now its only the fatui, gorous army, zhongli and venti (who childe was fighting with roses sword from steven universe)

the sword originally belonged to zhongli but childe took it, idk

venti lost his form and is now a sad tiny pterosaur

the sword broke and zhongli lost his powers ig the sword was a stand in for the gnosis

childe and gorou kissed and the archons are flung across the sea and during the time when zhongli was flying back with venti i woke up.

so yeah, my dreams dont have meaning but they're funky movies to watch while i trial death every night..

edit: i forgot to mention that this all played out in the style of a looney tunes episode, with the facial expressions and sounds. venti made that tom cat scream atLEAST twice