#this is?

[spinecurlingmice]

LIAM PAYNE DIED??

[rebelrayne]

Did y'all hear that Season 9 has a new intro song?

Yeah, All-Stars by Smash Mouth like from Shrek but more like:

Hey now, you're an-

Wait, who the fuck are you?

no but okay they're obviously trying to drum up excitement for the last minute by showing the familiar faces last. kind of not a great choice imo, I'd rather it have been mixed up between people I know and don't as they revealed but...

[michi-tala]

Me: Alucard! You should visit America to see the wildlife...you need to get out more!

Alucard: I have seen deer run before...

Me: Oh really? It would include moonlit walks with some humans 10 miles/16 km away..

Alucard: When does the next plane leave to cross the pond?

Me: But the local cuisine will probably make you sick .

Note: saw videos on European deer once again this morning and our deer species common name, Mule deer. They bounce as a style of running..

@amikartest @artsy-jandi

[voidsteffy]

I had my first Nace dream. Make way for royalty you common peasants

[aintmyjewelry]

excuse me?

[maybe-seggy-will-be-our-always]

Could y'all stop?

[mxrghy]

things have come to my attention

and i am absolutely shocked??????? i think i might post abt it

[iloveyouthree-thousand]

Peter: “Mr. Stark, I’ve had an epiphany.”

Tony, not even looking up: “I swear to God, Pete, if you’re about to give me another meta-analysis on the plot of The Incredibles—,”

Peter: “No! It’s not—I mean, it is kind of amazing that a movie for children brings to light the moral debate surrounding superheroes and their role in the world, and it’s especially relevant now, after the Accords—,”

Tony: “Kid.”

Peter: “Right. Epiphany. So I was just thinking about how your ship name is Pepperony—,”

Tony, incredulous: “Excuse me, did you just say ship name?”

Peter: “It’s like your celebrity couple name. Think Brangelina. Or Kimye.”

Tony: “I can’t believe the word Brangelina just came out of your mouth unironically. Isn’t that a little before your time?”

Peter, rolling his eyes: “Focus, Mr. Stark. You’re missing my point.”

Tony, rolling his eyes right back: “Oh, forgive me, I wasn’t aware you had a point. I thought you were just trying to slowly and surely kill my remaining braincells.”

Peter, glaring: “Anyway, my point is this: if your ship name is Pepperony...,”

Peter now grinning stupidly: “Does that make you my paparony?”

Tony:

Tony, deadpan: “Go to bed.”

Peter, pouting: “But it’s not even eleven—,”

Tony: “Nope. Straight to bed, do not pass go, do not collect $200. You’ve officially massacred my last two braincells. I hope you’re proud of yourself.”

Peter, muttering as he sulks away: “...you’re just mad that I thought of it before you did.”