#this isn't

[canisalbus]

I was in class today and overheard the people next to me working on a project for another subject. I wasn't paying any attention until someone mentioned Vasco da Gama and my brain went !!!!!! I KNOW THAT ONE 🫵 I KNOW THAT ONE 🫵 THAT'S THE GAY ONE 🫵

I was very disappointed when I realized that they were talking about the da Gama dude. And not your Vasco.

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[nixiefae]

okay for those Gelphie stans who have seen For Good I know we get a mutual ILY (and I will never be ready for it asdfghjk)

but does Elphie also say it to you know who?

[hoonkitti]

can i ask why ur blog says do not follow ? 😞

because i really want my blog to be small and minimum... it makes me lowkey scared and intimidated to post knowing soo many people will see it (aside it being found under tags which is a diff story!!) this probably doesn't make sense but i love knowing v little amount of people follow me t^t i prefer interactions anyway....

[gunnarhansen]

fuckass bill dexter from alone in the dark 2 my shitty babygirl

[sweethearticism]

ᘛᰍ𝅄 ׁ mappa KNOWS what they're doing to us these fucking snakes

[thisisallthehattersfault]

Some silly Omegaverse thoughts

You know the bee attack pheromone that tells other bees to target someone? Omegas can do that. It's jokingly referred to as Alpha B'Gone because it has an actively repellent effect on Alphas, but of course it's not like an Omega can't smear the scent on a Beta or even another Omega if need be. They won't be repelled by it, but it will signal to everyone who smells it on them that they have pushed an Omega to that extreme amount of stress and fear.

The smell is a big deal. It's basically an aggro spell. It paints a target on the person who's been marked and tells everyone else to Get His Ass. Most people can't consciously control it, but the people who can do not use it lightly.

Except of course for Omega Zoro, who will sometimes skunk spray Sanji when he's being especially annoying. Sanji, understandably, hates this. He has kicked the shit out of alphas for coming into the Baratie with this scent on them, and now here he is staring at himself in the mirror, trying to come to terms with what his life has become.

The crew is four days out from their next destination, which should be more than enough time for the scent to fade, so Zoro hits Sanji with the Fuck You Fuck Off spray a little after breakfast, only for the Strawhats to stumble across an island too small to have it's own magnetic field. Everybody else gets to go explore and make friends with the locals and have an adventure but Sanji needs to stay on the ship for his own safety.

Zoro does genuinely feel bad! But not bad enough to stop doing it.

[microcosmiclymbic]

Been awake less than an hour and already crying

Oh my GOSH okay damn