Mar 25, 2019
So, you ever feel just suddenly and randomly sad for no reason at all, and then you see your cat sitting next to you, and then your randomly fine again?
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So, you ever feel just suddenly and randomly sad for no reason at all, and then you see your cat sitting next to you, and then your randomly fine again?
My wife: We should try for baby #3 on Valentine's Day.
Me [Mortified of the thought]: Two isn't enough!?
My wife: I was joking...
Me: Were you really?
My Wife: *Walks off laughing*
Me: ....
Shit that I say to myself:
"Hunty, where the fuck is my lipstick?...."
Tfw you get really nervous for your final/chair audition and fuck up
you slenderman-loving fuck
My irl friend when they found out I liked slenderverse
A conversation between my two little cousins:
Trev: It’s all I know how to do. Monk: Kill people?! Trev: Yeah.
Me: *on tumblr scrolling through my dash:*
Me: *sees something harry potter related*
Me: “Oh! Let’s see what it is!”
Me: *reads a spoiler*
Me: “No! Snap! I didn’t want to be spoiled on that!”