My Mess of a Nest

Newt - 24 - he/they - ace/sapphic - memes and shit. mdni pls. Other blogs listed in the pinned post :) [super active on my agere blog 🩵] 👎FUCK AI👎

[lunar-pretty-boy]

Other blogs that i have.. and there’s a lot of them.. (17)

@cringylittlefanboi - all of my fandoms mashed into one blog, also ships. current hyperfixation is Arcane <3 MDNI PLS

@7babyraccoonsinatrenchcoat - sfw age regression/little space. *NO K!NK/N$FW!!*

@winter-makes-me-sad - kinda speaks for itself. My favorite season is ✨️autumn✨️nice aesthetic

@cute-but-a-little-fucked-up - n$fw blog, k!nky stuff, monster-love/cker type shit too. ~beware~ MDNI

@immalittlegoblincryptid [mildly inactive] - goblincore and things like that :)

@myfavoritecolorisbluuuuu - speaks for itself

@littlepanda2471 [inactive] - lovecore and cute stuff (funny enough it used to be my first agere blog then I got really insecure due to people bullying me irl...)

@the-venting-lizard - venting and shit. Feelings. Yuck. MDNI PLS

@baby-girlnt - pink babygirl type shit, except I'm not a girl lmao (I like the aesthetic) MDNI PLS

@spaaaaaaaaaaaacccccceeeeeeee - [inactive] speaks for itself (portal reference lol)

@im-totally-sane - [quite inactive] blood, gore, horror, yikes MDNI PLS

@givemestimulationplease [inactive] - visual stim, moodboards, etc.

@zombieclownbitch [inactive] - the aesthetic(s) i want to look like sometimes :”)

@myfavoritecoloristeal [inactive] - not my fav color anymore, still really pleasing to look at :)

@rich-deep-colours [inactive] - kinda speaks for itself, vaporwave-ish

@sleepless-nights-in-retro [inactive] - vintage/retro type aesthetic

[everyday-cutephoto]

[gremlininho]

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

[codyslipring-deactivated2015060]

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

[tumblgang]

She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[skuubasally]

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

[luckytaters]

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

[saudadesinfinitas-deactivated20]

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

[drayaintshit-deactivated2019030]

☝🏾😂

[callmedeku24]

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

[emeraldmercury]

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

[haiku-robot]

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

[jacobmick]

Because wise, I am.

[seymonecristina]

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

[silverslipstream]

Reblogging Madame Zeroni because I would hate for my great-great grandson to get hit in the head by running shoes

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[zer0zleep]

[viralfrog]

[memeuplift]

[writerswritecompany]

[i-am-a-fish]

I love polyamory, tater tots, chicken strips, and a large ice cold drink

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[aaami]

"I like using ai"

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

hey bro. yeah im fine just had some sativa before i walked over

[the-irreverend]

And stay safe everyone!

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[danielwaldorf]

since becoming a barista i have noticed a few very distinct typologies among my customers. such as:

the woke left: young and fashionable. visible tattoos. often enjoys matcha, lavender flavoring, oat milk, and cold foam. pretty decent customers.

sweet old man: drinks very sweet iced lattes, pays in cash, puts all of his change in the tip jar. sometimes orders hot coffee and i get scared that his shaky old man hands will spill it and he'll get burned but that has not yet happened and god willing never shall.

evil old man: only wants drip coffee and declares it ridiculous that any other form of coffee exists. some variants only want americanos and these variants are even scarier. watch out.

sweet old woman: might need her daughter's help to order but is very bubbly and open to trying new things. compliments baristas freely and frequently.

evil old woman: does not want coffee and only wants sweet tea or soda. will not tip even if she spends three hours in the shop repeatedly asking baristas to fetch things for her.

errand husband: either stiltedly recites an order to you or shows you the order in their texts/notes app. needs to step out of line and make a phone call if you ask any follow-up questions.

grindset girlie: always wearing scrubs, an apron, and/or a name tag. orders the exact same thing every day and knows the exact change she'll need to pay for it. her regular order is both extremely caffeinated and extremely sweet.

#mamabear: is actively wrangling two to four children while ordering. order changes repeatedly because the children cannot decide if they want a muffin or a cookie or apple juice or chocolate milk etc. for some reason these women are always wearing an article of clothing or carrying some personalized item that says "mama" on it.

schoolchildren: band of two to eight adolescents hanging out after school. extremely indecisive but generally quite polite and tip well.

amnesiac in love: grown adult who needs their partner to tell them what they like. gets asked a question about their own preferences and turns to their partner to answer for them. generally acts like a shy child looking to their guardian for behavioral cues if you try to interact with them and only wants to talk to mommy i mean their wife.

this of course is not an exhaustive list but those are just some of the most consistent Types i get. ok bye xoxo