Bill is one of those douches with a guitar in college that only knows one song, braids his hair when it gets a tiny bit long, and won't stop telling stories from when he peaked (in middle school ffs), but is secretly a huge softie and genuinely loves his boyfriend to a disgustingly sweet degree. But also commits unforgivable fashion crimes that cause Bev to have an aneurysm (toe shoes, socks w/ sandals, ponytail, a rat moustache, puka shell necklaces, etc.)
i’d like to think eddie inevitably snaps and tells bill he needs to learn a song other than wonderwall so bill learns im yours by jason mraz which is, objectively, worse, especially when richie starts joining in to obnoxiously serenade him








