#this really works

[decalottersman]

needed a change, so now I’m a horse

[chernobog13]

I actually had to put these tactics to use the other day,when I was, indeed, attacked by Bigfoot on my birthday!

[adverbian]

To get rid of static cling:

1. Take some lotion, any kind.

2. Rub it between your hands just until it turns clear, but it hasn’t soaked into your skin yet.

3. Now rub your lotiony hands on the staticky clothing.

If you keep a little travel-sized bottle of hand lotion in your bag, you can do this anywhere.

[krist-777]

This Short Prayer Blinds All Evil

[meegan-123]

The Unity Prayer – Flame of Love

[semperintrepida]

Source: twitter

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