coffin flop (on corncob tv)

call spectrum and say "I'm not worried about this! I'm not worried about any of this! there's worse shit on the local news!" max. any pronouns. queer. 27. idiot. on storygraph @ coffin_flop

[emobanana22]

Being not a teenager on this app feels exactly like this fr

[desinteresse]

Apparently saying “Are you open to feedback?” is not considered a polite thing to say when someone tells you they’re moving in with the partner they met 2 months ago.

[desinteresse]

“Can’t you just be happy for me?” I don’t do improv acting

[homunculus-argument]

Cropping out their logo because fuck giving them free advertising, but this random ad was still too funny. You can do anything, fulfill your wildest dreams, like being literally just some guy.

[theterribletenno]

NOW WITH MUSHROOM !

[bunniope]

made a transparent version if anyone desires such a thing

[qualitysigns]

Buffalo, New York, USA

[segamascott]

[okiedokieartichokie11-deactivat]

felt like this fit them kinda idk im sorry

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

this album was probably the nail in the coffin for the gaylors

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[currentlycryingaboutlancelot]

[catchymemes]

[dollbodydoesoul891]

[bubbleteavangelist]

[brozil]

[escuerzoresucitado]

[strollgeant]

we saw you from across the bar and you looked really anxious. can you tell us five things you can see, four things you can hear. okay good, we’re glad you’re okay. do you wanna come home with us and have a threesome?

[serial-unaliver-deactivated2024]

[creatingblackcharacters]

"Tiffany “New York” Pollard — the queen of reality TV, the HBIC herself — is opening up like never before. In a new interview with "PinkNews," she shared why she resonates with being non-binary, saying, “Some days I may feel a lot more masculine, and some days I’m super feminine — and that’s okay… shoving me back in the closet is never going to be an option.” Tiffany went on to say, “If I didn’t have such a strong connection to the queer fanbase that I have, I don’t know if I would still be in the game… They keep the HBIC alive!”"

The Monarch of Meme was already queer, and we're happy to see her discovery. Black queer folk CONTINUE TO WIN 👑

[segamascott]

​that's parent

[lesbiassoon]

If you don’t recognize the name…you might recognize some other appearances:

There’s probably so many more. Truly iconic. Congratulations 🏳️‍⚧️

[kichimiangra]

Being face blind makes learning all these memes were the same person is funny

[coffin-flop]

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[taimatsu910761]

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[stat1c-n3bul4]

[dreamstormdragon]