#this was 2011

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[norsesuggestions]

I once visited Berlin when it snowed. It was all of. Like - 1 C outside, and my brothers german friends who were visiting thought "it was really cold" which is adorbs

BUT

The point of this story is to tell of this really odd phenomena my brother and I observed. Every berliner, suddenly pulled forward an old fashioned looking wooden sled for their kids, and then they dragged their kids across the totally flat side walk

This was apperntly what berliners considered sledding with their kids.

FIRST OF ALL

Why do you still use 19th models of sleds? Why do you all got the exact same type of sled?

When!

Berlin is a flat ass city!

That my second weird point of this.

Like. Thats hella entuastic of the berliner to try to sled in Berlin. But guys, guys...

Berlin is so flat it give me a feeling of unease!!! You dont got any slopes! Why do you then, got sled which can not be pushed by the one sitting in the sled? Why do you got which can only to forward via a parent dragning the sled or via going down a slope?

THIS IS THE WRONG TYPE OF SLED FOR BERLIN

Me @ parents of small children in Berlin: "get sleds which fit your context better"

PS. I am also Hung up on the wooden 19th model sled thing.

Ya need no such thing! If one have a slope (which you dont, but lets pretend) all you need is this

And go!!!

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🤣

Hunny: "What makes you think you were THIS lucid on those drugs?" Me: "What? I thought they helped me be normal? Except for that one time..." Hunny: "No. Sweetie. It was all the time. You were NOT lucid. Why do you think I didn't let you go out?" Me: "Nooot just when I was screaming in pain during the hurricane?" Hunny: "No, I didn't let you out all week! You kept telling me to 'Check the car.' [In Philly!] 'What car?' 'THE car!' Then you'd be right out again. One time I finally pretended to check, and you were finally happy with that. You kept calling Autumn a puppy. You'd randomly fall catatonic. One time at your desk, you just stopped typing, like NOTHING moving. I was like, 'Huuunnnnnny?' Then you said, 'Oh, okay,' and just started typing again. Like, not just spaced out, you just went ⚡ZZZCHT!⚡" Me: "I thought it was just the earthquake and when I thought you'd been quackersnatched!" Hunny: "Nooo. Like most of the time you just laid around, sometimes going catatonic, but you were ALWAYS LOOPY. My wife on drugs, was a verrry interesting time in my life." Me: "Oh god... Like, [in NJ] during the earthquake, I already knew I had such a fingertip-grip on my sanity, like 'Please, why is everything moving. Why are things dancing around and the house feels like jello. Don't tell me magic is real, please don't let that be the conclusion here, I canNOT handle this right now.' But that or a whole hallucination were my only ideas. Then suddenly I had those 3 asking me what to do & I'm just crying, 'What just HAPPENED! Was that REAL?! Am *I* real?!'"

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Me: "But okay, you're gonna have to tell me more about me on drugs, cuz I have NO memory of ANY of that other stuff!"

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