#this was unexpected

[joenateuser]

JOSH HEUSTON as Moses Markley Dangerous Animals (2025)

[sunsetsmiffy]

1. willmack tiktok divorce

2. wsh acknowledgment of his name being will smith hockey

3. banana bread

what is going on

[findmeinthepitt]

and what if santos decides to nickname mel ‘princess of the pitt.’ and what if, somehow, the nickname travels because yes, actually, everyone likes mel enough to go along with the bit (even princess herself, especially princess because she thinks it’s hilarious from her perspective). and what if most of mel’s colleagues are suddenly calling her princess (robby isn’t sure of it, doesn’t really do nicknames as such anyway especially with the more junior residents, appropriateness and all that. but abbot loves it and somehow manages to pull it off in a way that is not at all strange and is in fact, almost paternal? which. mel isn’t going to think about that actually), which is—a little disarming and mel isn’t entirely sure if she likes it but she also knows she’s not the butt of any joke and it’s all coming from a place of genuine care and appreciation so—fine she’ll go along with it, maybe even come to enjoy it in an odd sense. and what if, after a few days of this, she comes to the realisation that the only ED member not calling her princess is dr. langdon. and, well. it’s no big deal really, it’s just a silly nickname and anyway santos bestows a new one on her colleagues every two weeks but. but. he’s the only one not using it. and mel thought they were fine, her and dr. langdon, were good even, back to working seamlessly together, a team. he’s going on 6 months sober, the dust has long since settled on his divorce, enough that tanner and millie have adjusted to it all which means langdon has finally adjusted to it all and, well. he asks her if she’s okay a minimum of five times a shift, sometimes more, always in that soft voice and with those intent eyes he seems to reserve for only her. he tells her she’s doing great, perfect. he offers to drive her home after particularly gruelling shifts and sits next to her in the break room, almost holding her hand, when they lose a child. he does all of that and so much more but he doesn’t call her princess. it itches at her, constantly, and she can’t help herself, she blurts it out, asks him. why. why don’t you. and then he looks at her, beloved blue eyes searching, roving across her face, saying so much that she can’t untangle one thing from the mess of it all. and her heart is beating out of her chest and she’s wringing her hands almost involuntarily because what on earth was the need to ask, it’s just a stupid nickname and she doesn’t care, she doesn’t. but before she can put any of this into coherent sentences, he speaks. shakily, tentative in a way he’s never been around her. ‘it’s too much and too little. i can’t just—say it and move on. it’s. i would mean it too much.’ and what if, eventually the nickname falls out of favour, as they usually do, but there is frank, coming up to mel where she stands near her locker and, in full earshot of their colleagues says, ‘ready princess?’ as he jangles his car keys before bending down to kiss her cheek.

[bloopitynoot]

Reading Thousand Autumns: Chapter 45

For those who don't know, I am reading Thousand Autumns for the first time and sharing my thoughts!

If you have not read it, there will be spoilers! Consider this a warning.

Also- if you want to follow along, I am aiming to post updates daily. You can find all the posts in the tag Bloopitynoot Reads Thousand Autumns. You can also check out the intro post for context on my read, BUT if you followed along with my SVSSS read, TGCF read, or DTBPF read, the rules and vibe are the same.

Another tea ball- I really need to stop being so lazy and brew these in my actually tea pot. They were not built for a single cup!

Let's get into chapter 45!

Booo Yan Wushi! Why is this man suddenly being so awful. "Why would I need someone like you - some down-and-out laughingstock...to be my friend?" p.216

That seems like a pretty bad flaw of the Fenglin Scriptures. p.217

My theory still stands that all demonic cultivators are just completely shameless. Hello again Sang Jingxing. p.219

They gotta stop with the face skinning, I hate it so much. [also with the SA, this man is so fucking horrible.]. p.220

Why!?!? Why is Yan Wushi delivering Shen Qiao to him!?!?!?!??! p.221

For his sword... p.222

"Do you still take me for a friend?" :"(( Yan Wushi whyyyyyyyy p.223

Why does he phrase things like this: "If there were no fools like me, where would Sect Leader Yan find your pleasure?" p.226

Thank fuck Shen Qiao is fighting back. I was so stressed. p.229

OMG! He GAVE HIM A DEMONIC CORE? p.231

I'm shaken

This was so unexpected! AH. Yan Wushi you garbage human. I mean he did tell us this the whole time, but I'm so pissed rn.

[sleepy-hyperfixations]

SHARKS SECOND PICKKKKKKKK

[thats1decharacter]

He hadn’t even been on the island for a full two minutes yet help😭

Also Tomodachi Life is actually really fun. And now I’m sad, because it’s like $60 and I just completed the demo so I can’t play it until/unless I actually buy the full game 😞

Also yes, I had to make the Miis Transformers characters. Don’t ask why, not even I know. (The third one is KO)

[fandoms-memes-cats]

was just checking out my different blogs on browser ('cause i've always been invested in fun layouts but didn't check in a while on pc) and had the browser window in split screen and I'M CRYING hahaha why is this so perfect ahahaha this is literally me