#thisactuallyhappened

[officialhunterthefox]

Yes this legit happened to me

(Yes this is my attempt to draw myself LMAO) Anyways

@nicolasisntwild you are gay

THE LIPSTICK WON’T COME OFF YOU TWINK

Also when my friends said I looked emo I DIDNT THINK THEY WHERE RIGHT GOD DAMMIT

I am NOT EMO!! PLEASE😭😭😭

[seelenpein72]

Hufflepuff: WiFi is not working and I’m having a life crisis. I’ll watch The Hobbit

Slytherin: Did you get over your crisis? My WiFi doesn’t work either. It comes and goes... like my will to live

[holygoddessofvictory]

Everyone has the experience of being left at Walmart but here I am! My parents refused to accept me as their daughter for five years since my birth yet they never forgot me at Walmart.

-I don't know what's with my life

[blubrryfelix]

*exact sound of a zombie growl from the other room*

kun, lowkey scared and mentally preparing for the zombie apocalypse:

lucas, bursting through the door: I JUST DID THE WILDEST BURP BRO

[goblinprincess]

I Just Watched the Same Thing Happen Twice

Guys, I'm really freaked out. I was at school this morning, sitting in the hallway waiting for my friends, when I saw this guy round the corner and walk into the bathroom. The reason I noticed was because we were close childhood friends and I kind of keep tabs on him if that makes sense. Anyways, I noticed he was wearing a pretty bright blue hoodie, which was kind of unusual for him as he generally wears black. So, about thirty seconds pass, then I see him round the corner with another boy and walk into the bathroom, wearing the same bright blue hoodie. I tried to reason with myself, maybe it was someone else who just happened to wear the same color jacket that went in? But how come only one person came out of the bathroom? Maybe he had walked out and back in? There was no way he could have come out, gone around the corner, met up with his friend, and turned around in that span of time, and even if he had, I would have seen him walk out. Guys, I don't know what I saw, and I don't know what happened. It seems really ominous now, after a string of unlikely bad events has occurred today. I see a lot of stories kind of like this, but they all seem really fake. I never actually thought this would happen to me. I really, really wish I was kidding because I kind of feel like I'm losing my mind a little bit. Does anyone have any idea what it was I saw?

[anonymousangst]

He said he could stare into my eyes forever.

- He lied

[latheevening226]

Actual conversation I heard today:

Student 1 - Things are getting ugly real fast.

Student 2 - Oh yeah! Number 7?

Student 1 - No Number 2! *Has just got to the equation’

Real life comedy.

[nonbinaryfinerytitanicstan97]

last night I took a cruise to Antarctica and had a ski competition with one of the penguins because there was lots of ice. Okay so anyways I won 10 times in a row and for a celebration, a narwhal lifted me up into the air and flew me back to America. 10 is the limit for some reason, and the penguin got mad and the polar bears and seals clapped