#thiscouldgetawkward

[alloverthegaf]

@thiscouldgetawkward I could have answered your message a lot more light-hearted I’m sorry you caught me right at the end of a clown rant

[alloverthegaf]

BRUH THE CLOWNS ARE IN QLD, THEY'RE ON THE SUNSHINE COAST BRUH. My friends has this video of two of them running and chasing after her car in a place like 20mins from where I live so this whole clown thing IS TERRRIFIYNG

I just ranted for about 10 minutes about these fuckass clowns and I do not have the energy to repeat the whole thing but basically these assholes are all just fuckbois who haven’t gotten enough attention and they think this will make them Cool again after being friendzoned one too many times and the promo team for IT should never have started this in the first place and basically

anyone who gets on the side of a road dressed as a clown with or without a weapon to scare people is a goddamn asshole and an absolute fucking idiot and if they get injured for it they better fucking accept it because they should have seen it coming

[alloverthegaf]

I lied its actually Zachary Piona

Hey thank you!

[sunshinefuckingmeteor]

When your colleagues are so used to you pumping that come and go and leave the door open... #thiscouldgetawkward #pumping #breastfeeding #normalisepumping #workflo #100happydays

[capsxldier]

Hayley

(one of my hs students is named Hayley!!)

Hayley reminds me of mixing tequila and iced tea and it being about the most disgusting thing I have ever tasted.

It reminds me of learning the trail behind my house, that led to the forest, so that I was able to walk it barefoot by the end of the month.

It reminds me of learning how to mix colors so I only have to buy black, white, blue, red, and yellow for art class.

Hayley reminds me of wisdom.

  send me your name and I’ll respond with what comes to mind

[herebytheoceanwaiting]

Crazy Morning Blahs

Yesterday, I was having funny chats with my best friend. You know when you're like crazy tired but you keep talking anyways, and that's when you get to the weird shit? Yeah, well we got to the weird shit! She asked me if I ever thought about kissing her.. Before we freak out and speculate on my best friend, she knows I have a funny bucket list of which includes: kiss a girl! Now I'm not saying that I'm gay or bi, though I'm comfortable enough in my sexuality to admit that I can appreciate a good looking girl, just like I appreciate a good looking guy! I just think I'm more experimental to be quite honest! I don't want to look back on my life and be like, well, I didn't really do anything risqué or fun or different. I don't wanna look back and say that I never had the guts to skinny dip, or make out with a girl (that's just the kissing peeps!)! So I just wanna experiment! I want to kiss a girl cause I'm drunk and to me the girl is pretty! And I want to skinny dip because in that moment all I really want to do is swim and I don't have bathers! I just want to try all these different things and just experience life! So best friend, if you ever read this: yes. Sometimes I have thought about kissing you, because I wanna know what it would be like and I trust you. Oh, and also cause you're pretty 😋

[thegoddamncrazycatlady]

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Thank you :)erm five nice things about me.....I have been told i have pretty eyes, I'm generally kind, I have long nice-ish hair, I'm good with kids and I have a unique (slightly creepy) laugh

[camaronez]

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