Jul 16, 2017
Using the restroom at 7-8am
GF "where did you go?" Me: Restroom, had stomach aches... GF: you always say that..... (Well I can always just shit myself on the bed) It was from the uncooked sausages and a hamburger. Next time ill just gas her, wake her up, then tell her in using the restroom. I wanted to leave the toilet untouched with my hell spawn floatin' but it could kill a small rodent.