Two asexuals walk into a gay bar. There’s no punchline, they walk back out.
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Two asexuals walk into a gay bar. There’s no punchline, they walk back out.
Patton when awake: patton
Patton when asleep: patoff
Patton in space: patstar
Patton when he sees a spider:
SPIDER!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I call this my daily mood
@markiplier
Them: how is college going?
Me: Does anybody have a map? Anybody maybe know how the hell to do this? I don't know if you can tell but this is me just pretending to know. So where's the map? I need a clue cause the scary truth is, I'm flying blind and I'm making this up as I go.
Why is everyone so scared of hell like Satan: Go start working with the rest of the damned! intellectual: ehh i’m good
Satan: Then be tortured intellectual: Oh ok Satan: *softly* what do I do
Let's just say the gloves leaked. #theglovesleaked#blackdye#thisisntfunny
Unpopular opinion
I’m not even sorry… I fucking HATE 13 Reasons why. I get the premise was to educate about rape culture and suicide… but it’s not doing that!! It’s making Rape culture and suicide look cool!!! Do you realize how much teens and kids younger than 12 are watching this and taking it as a joke or a way to look cool at school!!
I nanny… I’m around kids all the time. I had to ban Kali from watching it because she kept coming home from school talking about how her friends say “they are getting a tape” and joking about how they are going to commit suicide because of people at school… ITS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!
Boycott this show. Talk to your kids. Do not let them be taught through about these types of issues through a fucking drama tv show!!!! THEY ARE LITERALLY MADE TO BE OVERLY DRAMATIC TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH IT!!! Seriously do not let them learn about life through a show built to get high ratings and another season....