#thisiswhyimweird

[traemallari]

This is what my dad does while he talks on the phone...doodles on a hard boiled egg. #artist #weirdo #thisiswhyimweird

[neutrahl-palette]

Things I have learnt since my childhood. - Don't put a metal knife inside a toaster whilst it's cooking toast. -Don't shove metal in the microwave. -Don't steal a street sign, you will end up falling over and tearing all the ligaments in your ankle and won't be able to walk for 8 weeks. -Don't bloody shove metal back into the microwave and laugh at the sparks. - Don't put a kettle on a hot plate on top of a stove, it will melt. -Don't try and start a match so close to your face, you hair will catch fire. - Don't play with fart bombs and hold it in front of you face, it will bloody explode in your eye. -Don't play a plane crash game whilst on a plane surrounded by people. -Don't tell your mum anything, she will tell everyone and I mean everyone. -Don't trust your brother when it comes to alcoholic drinks, the chocolate doesn't taste better at the bottom. -Don't try and be superman. - Don't try and ride a bide on a bumpy road with no hands whilst screaming out to your mum 'hey ma, look no hands' because you won't finish that sentence, you face will be on gravel. -Don't try and scare someone outside, because they will lock you out. -Don't get a bloody black cat, she will eat 8 pairs of apple headphones. -Don't believe anyone when they say Pony tales are cute when your 13, it's a lie. -Don't eat raw bacon thinking it's ham, that's just stupid. I have actually done so many stupid things in my 18 years of life..

[buckyphoto]

1°F, insomnia, & boredom... I only cut out the super blurry split sec parts from moving #supercold #frozen #thisiswhyimweird #clarksville #TN

[mightyteaqueen]

My grandma wants to borrow this ginger wig with a tartan hat that my mum got from scotland, so she can wear it when she goes to the community centre to see if anyone recognises her.

My life makes sense now.