Mar 15, 2014
THE JOYS OF BEING SINGLE IN 2014
"so, obviously you’re aesthetically interesting, but a friend of mine was looking over my shoulder just now and claimed that – without a doubt – your profile was written by a guy; he says it’s suspicious when anyone is so verbose in their profile. he claimed that there were a million dead giveaways. I came to your defense, of course, but it kept escalating and now we’ve got a $20 bet going about whether or not you’re really a girl. so, just between you and me, am I about to lose $20?"