#okcupidfail

[houndstar]

Being totally honest with a shady dude on a d8ing app then blocking his ass is my go to move

[ufftthisismylife]

These are not pics that make a woman you’ve never met want to sleep with you. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT send a chick you’re trying to hook up with a “mangina” pic. It’s actually worse than an unsolicited dick pic.

[800kofshadows-blog]

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[themack79-blog]

When you get a guys phone number go to whitepages.com and look the number up!! If it comes back looking like the above pic, then you’ve got a veteran cheater or a fake profile. Please get yourself a google number, it is free. Just sign up for gmail. Then you don’t have to play that kik, Snapchat, WhatsApp bullshit!

[sproutzy]

Timehop reminding me why I have the fridge contents of a 40 year old virgin #tinder #tindernightmares #tinderfail #okcupid #okcupidfail #okcupidmessages #dyingalone (at Manchester, United Kingdom)

[ufftthisismylife]

Came across this stellar profile

[houndstar]

B L O C K E D

[strugglesofasinglegirl]

Bonus tip for the un-dateables: nine out of ten times, if you want a girl to respond, say more than ANY version of "hey." Also if your opening salvo is "good morning," take 8.2 seconds and spell out both words. If she's not worth 8 seconds, don't send the message in the first place. Prince Charming #3, I'm looking at you.