This Is Why You're Single

Helping unsuccessful single men get their shit together one #hashtag at a time.

[tinderrejections-blog]

You’re the love child of Andy Samberg and Where’s Waldo. 

[mindbarbarapoetry-deactivated20]

And then he invited me to Park Slope to eat his weed chocolates. -About a man who reads Astrological Charts who she met at 4AM.

Katia, the one w the tights + the coffee (via barbaraellenshopslocal) - Inviting women to eat your weed chocolate is not always the best pick up line. Especially at 4 in the morning. 

[whatshouldwecallmycrush-blog]

HOW I GREET MY CRUSH AT A PARTY

If I’m sober:

If I’m drunk:

[wintergaydar]

Someone please tell me how to hit on a hot bartender. 

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

Don't be a creep!

[tinderrejections-blog]

When you ask me out for a drink, you mean a margarita in your bathroom.

[tinderrejections-blog]

Tinder Spotting: Male Duck Face

[mindbarbarapoetry-deactivated20]

Turkish coffee.

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

Don't be afraid to add some culture in the mix. 

[mindbarbarapoetry-deactivated20]

Drinking Turkish Coffee. #classy #TurkishCoffee @katialithium

[mindbarbarapoetry-deactivated20]

You can’t get any more classier. #turkishcoffee #classy #theflossyflossy #Tolstoy #Chardonnay #TOUCHYA #tiger #tights #Macbook @katialithium

[sowhatsmoke]

☞ ☂ ☜­­­­­­

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

You hear that men! Get your shit together. 

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

I want to bite you so bad.

Don't say this to women.

[thisiswhyyouresingle-blog]

Rochester Philharmonic Orchestra Vivaldi

[fuckyeahshakira]

Shakira’s Animal Encounters