Apr 7, 2016
If someone tries to tell you that you're not the center of the universe just tell them that scientists can't actually pinpoint the center of the universe so you might be.
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If someone tries to tell you that you're not the center of the universe just tell them that scientists can't actually pinpoint the center of the universe so you might be.
You know it's going to be a good week when you started drinking at noon on Tuesday.
Remember when staying up until midnight on New Year's Eve was a privilege and a challenge? Now it's just kind of like, oh it's midnight already? I'm still not going to bed for a couple hours.
When you fake it till you make it, one of two things can happen: 1. You make it. 2. You forget how not to fake it.
Do you ever wonder if the paper cutter is a result of the guillotine? Because I do.
Do you ever wonder if people like Bill Gates have Netflix subscriptions
Flirting at the blood donation center
Attractive doctor: you have nice veins.
Me: oh thanks. I try. ;)
When you start you're period and are like, ah, the last three days make sense now.