Dec 26, 2014
Two crayons walk into a bar.
The orange crayon impresses the bartender with its wealth of knowledge. When the bartender seems surprised, the orange crayon explains: “What can I say? I’m a colorful character.”
“You’ve got a lot more substance than I expected an orange crayon to have,” the bartender tells the orange crayon.
The red crayon points to the orange and says, “It’s not an orange crayon. This joke is meaty ochre.”