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He is not here; he has risen, just as he said.
Chapter 4: It’s tough being a 15th-century supreme judge in a modern flat. Trapped by diabolical mechanisms and blasphemous electricity, Claude Frollo attempts to tame a witch’s familiar and reclaim his lost freedom. However, one wrong move turns “miracles” of the future into a deadly trap, plunging the house into darkness and chaos. A tale of how a single forgotten spoon can herald the end of the world.
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Claude Frollo NSFW Alphabet (18+)
This is full of my head cannons and I’m NOT going to apologize about it. This is like 3k words so enjoy 💋
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Oh he’s so clingy after sex. He wouldn’t let go of you for a moment, and only after holding you for a while, he’ll offer to clean you up. He kisses you, hugs you… you name it.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
I don’t think Frollo has a favorite body part of his, but I would say his neck comes close. It’s long and slim, so it probably makes him feel elegant, and it indulges his feeling of superiority towards others. (Plus, he loves seeing the marks and lovebites you left there when he looks in the mirror)
It’s either that or his hands, he likes how they look when he touches you. He thinks you two are like a puzzle that just “fits”, and that his hands are the evidence of that.
With you though… he’s a boob guy. He would probably worship all of you, like the weak pathetic man he is, but his favorite certainly is your boobs/chest. He loves putting his face between your breasts after sex, listening to your heartbeat, feeling your chest rise when you breathe; it fills him with serenity.
He would also have a fixation on your legs, he loves when you squeeze his head when he goes down on you, he likes how comfortable they are, and whenever he feels sick, he certainly loves to lay there.
His bronze medal would go to your ass, he’d certainly squeeze it every time he’s given the opportunity; he just loves the “peach” or “heart” shape it has—it drives him crazy.
And with your pussy, he just loves your scent. He thinks you’re the best thing he’s ever smelled, he just can’t get enough of it; if you want to get him going, just send him your underwear. Trust me, he’ll sniff it for hours.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
He loves finishing on your belly, your back, your face, your ass… he’s indifferent when it comes to finishing on your mouth and whether you swallow it or not, but what he really loves is finishing on top of your pussy.
Does he breed you? Of course he does, but whenever he can stop himself from doing it, just to pull away and shoot his load on your pretty pussy, he’ll do it. There’s something about it that looks right to him. He loves it when you spread it around with your fingers, and he loves spreading it with his cock himself.
He likes the feeling of breeding you, but he loves to stain you; to see the mess he makes of you, and the mess you make of him. So he will likely finish outside whenever you two fuck (unless he can’t help himself [which happens often]).
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He would steal your underwear and bring it with him to work. His work is very stressful after all, and smelling you really messes with his brain in the best way possible. He says it helps him “work better”.
Sometimes he also lets you tie him up, and when you do, he loves being blindfolded as well; it elevates his senses, making the experience all the more exciting.
He will try anything at least once. This came through an agreement, the first time you asked to try “rimming” him. At first he was totally opposed to the idea, but when you finally convinced him to try it, he never expected it to become one of his favorite taboo things to do in bed. There’s something about your face buried in his ass that just builds that heat he so very craves.
He also loves getting spanked, but is that even a secret at this point?
And last but not least, he likes feeling some sort of pain during sex. He will ask you to step on his cock, not too hard though, as what he likes more than the pain is the threat that comes with it. He likes feeling threatened, vulnerable, to know that you could crush him, but you just won’t.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?
He’s had sex before, yes. His body count still isn’t higher than 4. He messed around with a couple women during his early 20s, but he’s been celibate for quite a long time. He wanted to do it the way God would want him to, so he waited for a wife; but when you’re a government official, and a judge at that, there aren’t many opportunities to meet women, or at least not any that are interested in him or many that he’s interested in, so he just hasn’t had sex ever since. Not until he met you.
When you two first had sex, he wasn’t really good. He wasn’t bad, he knew enough to be decent, but his rhythm was sloppy, when he ate you out his tongue was everywhere and nowhere at the same time, and he came embarrassingly fast, but he’s a fast learner. With time and experience, he’ll get better, and trust me; you two have a LOT of sex. It’s almost as if he’s trying to make up for the years of celibacy, it’s crazy how much stamina he has at his age.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Even though he can go for multiple rounds, his body still can’t allow him for much due to his age; you want him to feel alright too, so you both agree to have sex in positions that favor his comfort; like cowgirl or reverse cowgirl, but there’s a specific position that has his heart.
He really loves missionary, and the fact he can’t always get it makes him upset every time. He loves everything about it, being on top of you, getting to see your pretty face as he fucks you, the way your breasts bounce with each thrust, how your hair spreads out when you lay on the bed… everything about it is perfect for him, so whenever he can, he will.
He still loves cowgirl too, but missionary just hits him differently.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
He’s so serious. If you dare to laugh and not apologize immediately whenever he acts a little too submissive, you can bet that he won’t talk to you for the rest of the night. You can have a little chuckle and giggle after you’re done, and he’ll still frown at you, but laugh? Never.
The only thing that can save you from being ignored for the rest of the night is calling him “cute” right after you laugh. That makes it a little better for him.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)
We can just agree that the carpet indeed matches the drapes. His pubic hair isn’t curly, which surprised you at first, and it’s also pretty thin and soft. It’s not abundant, and it looks pretty put together. And he doesn’t even take his time to make it that way, it’s just naturally like that.
He’s asked you if you’d prefer it if he shaved, because he thought you’d mind it or that you’d find it "unhygienic" or “undesirable” at first, but when you insisted on how much you loved it, he’s been fine with it and kept it ever since.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
He’s really intimate. He loves holding you close at all times; feeling you, smelling you, he really loves worshipping you. He kisses a lot, but licks even more. He loves tasting you, so most of the time you end up covered in his drool.
He doesn’t check on you quite a lot, but he’s always paying attention to you; he doesn’t need to ask, because he notices whenever you're not being as loud as usual, or if on the other hand you’re being louder than usual, and he adjusts whatever he’s doing to make it all the more enjoyable for you.
He does love his foreplay tho. When you seduce him for quite a while, it drives him crazy. He likes it when you put on a show for him, preparing a little strip tease for him, “tempting” him, as he likes to call it.
He’ll say “I love you” and “I love you so much” repeatedly when he’s cumming, and you often point that out during aftercare. He just tells you to “shut up”.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
He masturbates quite often. Whenever he travels, he does it every night, because the work gets so stressful (and he misses you, on top of that). But besides that, he doesn’t find it necessary because after all, he has you; but whenever you’re not there, yeah, he does it a lot.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
He loves getting dominated by you. That involves:
-Impact play (getting spanked or slapped)
-rope play
-a feet kink to some degree, I’m afraid
-submission (sometimes also humiliation)
-breath play
-voyeurism
But, more importantly, if you get pregnant at some point in the relationship; lactation kink. If you’re not, he’s still obsessed with sucking on your tits like a toddler.
He definitely wouldn’t mind period sex.
He will fuck you even if you’re asleep, if he’s in the mood. He also loves getting woken up by you bouncing on his cock.
Honestly he’d let you do anything to him… he secretly loves it when you peg/finger him. It’s the one thing that makes him feel like he’s completely under your control. He would never ask for it though, he’s too proud.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
Is it wrong if I say the cathedral? I feel like he’s got some sort of fixation on doing it there; the risk and just wrongness of it all… it turns him on.
His favorite though, of course, is both of y’all’s bedroom. It’s comfortable, private, and just traditional. It works, and he loves it. The fact you can cuddle after having sex there is a very big plus.
Sometimes you hide under his desk and suck him off as he works though.
(As a bonus: you both have a lot of bathtub dates, just to relax and be intimate with each other, but… you know, one thing leads to the other.)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
Seeing you naked. That’s the most common one.
More niche ones though? He definitely loves it when you whisper in his ear, as well as when you’re cooking for him. (if you're short, whenever you try to reach something from the counter also gets him going)
Any dirty talk turns him on, your scent turns him on, physical contact turns him on… just being near you makes him hotter than a pre heated oven.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
He won’t accept any other partners, nor let anyone watch you both have sex, so threesomes are out of the question.
Anything that involves anyone else but you and him turns him off immediately.
He’s very hygienic, so you’d have to persuade him a lot to even get him to consider water sports. He’s very grossed out by bodily fluids that aren’t your release, so if either of you are sweaty he won’t fuck you until you both get a bath. That’s why he loves having sex in the tub.
He doesn’t like giving you anal or rimming you. He won’t get near your ass. Mostly because of the hygiene thing. But he’s fine with receiving.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
He prefers giving, although receiving is very welcome too. He’d be very sloppy when going down on you the first couple of times you have sex, but as he gets used to it, he gets better. He really gets better.
When you go down on him, he always lets you decide the pace, he refuses to guide you or face fuck you, so you’ll have to ask him if you want to know how he’s feeling. On the other hand, he really enjoys being guided by you.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He’s frantic. He often gets too desperate and starts rushing it, but he also loves being slow and gentle. So a mix of both, depending on how in the mood he is.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
He’d rather take his time with you, but he’s down. Mostly because you tease him too much and he can’t help but get carried away sometimes. But overall? He likes taking his time.
Also, aftercare is basically unskippable for him, so he’ll only do it if he’s really turned on. (Which you know, it’s not that hard to turn him on, but then it would depend on you.)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
He likes experimenting, and he likes the thrill of a risk, but if it could seriously affect him, (like getting caught in the act by someone else) he won’t do it.
But if he knows every door around you is locked, yeah, sure, you two can go crazy wherever you want.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Oh he can go for MULTIPLE rounds. He’s got crazy stamina, but the rounds often don’t last too long.
Fun detail: with each round that passes, he lasts more than the previous one. So from the first you can assume he’ll last about 7 minutes and by the fourth or fifth round he’ll probably get to last over 30 minutes.
Still, every single round is just as enjoyable as the other to him. His limit was 7 rounds once he was feeling specially needy for you. He does take breaks in between, enough not to overstimulate him so much.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
He prefers the old school methods, but he won’t complain if you get a strap on… bonus points if you get the ones that can fill him up.
Besides that, no, he doesn’t own many toys. He can do the job himself.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He loves getting teased, but he can’t tease you. He loves giving you exactly what you want, so he’ll rarely edge you or anything similar, what’s more common is maybe driving you to overstimulation, because he doesn’t realize he’s already done enough.
But yes, tease him senseless, go ahead. Whether it’s by edging him, cockwarming, undressing in front of him… he’s cool with it.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
He muffles his moans a lot, so if you wanna hear him, you better keep him in place. He bites his lips, he covers his mouth, but under all his efforts, you find breathy groans. Broken ones, lots of gasps, and occasionally some whines.
The faces he makes tell you more than any of those sounds though. He’s very expressive. He rolls his eyes, his eyebrows frown, his lips part, and his cheeks blush.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He likes getting pegged. It’s part of the submissive experience, there, I’ve said it!
He will also wear women’s lingerie for you occasionally if you really insist.
He likes to get beaten up. He likes getting a bloody nose, red cheeks, rough bites, you name it. He’s got a thing with blood in general, that’s probably why he’s down for period sex.
You can make him do some crazy shit if you ask for it enough.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)
He’s not small, but not excessively big either. Honestly, it looks pretty. It’s not too thick or too slim, and it curves just right to hit that sweet spot inside of you. It’s pretty pale, with a blushing pink tip.
His balls are kinda small though. They’re pink too.
Under his toga, he’s got a slim, semi-athletic body. After all, he’s gotta have some build to wield his sword (and we’ve seen how he wields it). His nipples are small, and very sensitive.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
I mean… do I even need to answer this?
He’s a FREAK freak. He asks for it every night, he’s always thinking about it. You just do that to him. He doesn’t mind if you say no, but he’ll have to jerk off in that case.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Like 10 minutes after cumming. Literally, what it takes to cuddle and then clean you up and cuddle again until he falls asleep. And it’s deep sleep as well.
ewww ewww ewww the freak ewww
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