#thonk.txt

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gatsby has been dead for 100 slutty slutty years

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people who say y’all

texans

gays

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zendaya is meechee this, zendaya is meechee that, but do you fake fans even know about the full length version?

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the great gatsby? you mean low budget crazy rich asians?

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jefferson davis, every time he sees spiderman swinging around brooklyn: where are your parents?? where are your parents?????

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glimmer: dude this , this is becoming a problem. did you talk to the union rep?

adora: of course i’ve talked to the union rep, i-

glimmer, cracking an egg on the table: but how did you call, did you email-

adora, rubbing her hands over her face: i called

glimmer, drinking the egg yolk: mmhmm.

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being immortal would be awful. imagine being a few centuries old and then you remember something stupid you did when you were 80 and then you think about it for the rest of the year

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*slaps the roof of a german sentence* this bad boy can fit so many commas in it