What would it be like being in a poly relationship with Thor & Clint?
Being in a polyamorous relationship with Clint Barton and Thor would include:
A lot of flirting that Thor recognizes as exactly that but Clint keeps checking with Natasha if she’s sure that’s what’s happening
When everyone was finally sure they were on the same page it just being a total sex free for all
Practically everything and anything being on the table
For a long time you and Clint thinking that’s pretty much all that it is
Thor gently explaining it to you both that there are feelings there too
The relationship being open
Thor being a little protective of his fragile mortals
But also never underestimating them
A lot of fun and high adrenaline dates
Clint being very excited about Thor flying with him.
Having to patch Clint up all the time
Thor disappearing for long stretches of time
Knowing when he gets back it will be just like it was before he left
Coffee, pizza, and poptarts
Clint randomly trying to lift Mjolnir
Lots of physical affection
Clint doing both of your hair for you
No one really questioning the three of you being together
Clint having trouble saying how he feels
Thor finding it very easy















