seen from Canada
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from China
seen from Mexico
seen from China
seen from United States
seen from Russia
seen from Malaysia
seen from United States
seen from Australia
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seen from Italy
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and what if i say i made this from scratch instead of reusing the template that's been going around because i was bothered by it's disorderlyness lol instead of finishing yet another edit I started that I dearly hope I finish just in time for ems' birthday <3
The Master: I have a lie detector in my shirt.
River: …What? Weirdo. Take it off, then.
The Doctor: Why do you want them to take off their shirt?
River: WHAT- NO I DON’T…
The Master: beep… beep…
Here me out on the doctor/river song/the master.
THOSCHODY AU — the Time Academy's Golden Trio
What the heck is it that makes River Song and the Master (especially Missy) remind me of each other?
Is it the flamboyant campiness? The mask of narcissism and chaos disguising an inferiority complex and control issues? The association with music? The manipulative flirtation? The “dramatic reveals”? The way they are the Doctor’s moral exceptions? The narrative role they hold opposite the Doctor? The way they parallel each other? The way they carry themselves? Personality? Vibes?
What the shit is it???
The Doctor: So according to this you two are being accused of; armed robbery, vandalism, grand theft auto-
River: We had a bad day
The Doctor: -and murder
The Master:..It was a pretty bad day
MERRY CHRISTMAS Y'ALL!
The Doctor: Think you can unlock the door for us?
River: Sure, I just need a couple of things. Nardole, can I have your credit card?
Nardole: Sure, just make sure not to bend it.
River: Thanks. Now Master, break down the door!
Nardole: Huh!?!
