#thosegrootagekicks

[grootiez]

Rocket’s Dilemna

“Wait, did I remember to lock up the Death Buttons that I was building to keep them out of Groot’s reach?”

“I’m pretty sure I did. I’ll just go about my day.”

*Hears a loud BOOOOOOM coming from his workshop. It is then followed by a giggle coming from a toddler and an innocent-sounding “I am Groot.”*

“GOD DAMN IT, GROOT, NO!”

[grootiez]

Haircut

Rocket: Groot, go comb your hair.

Groot: *Moody.* I am Groot. *Ignores him and continues to play his video game.*

Rocket: Alright, that’s it! *Grabs a pair of scissors, jumps onto Groot’s shoulders and begins to cut his hair. Groot screams and reaches for Rocket, promptly throwing the raccoon off of him. Groot then runs to the closest mirror and looks at his haircut.*