@thoseofonen (cont. from here)
Hilda glanced to the man lying supine and asleep upon the floor. “I’m not asking you to, it’s just– I dunno. Could have found a better place to put him to sleep, maybe, saying your Seothín-or-however-it-went incantation, y’know?”
Still, he– what’d he say his name was?– Liam was right. The guy, probably drunk off his ass, shouldn’t have been fucking snooping on their conversation in the damn back room, and that was that. Problem was, now Ingvar was asleep, too, slumped over the table and head in folded arms, half-filled pint of hard cider beside him. He wasn’t snoring, but his breathing was a bit loud. Peaceful. Big old sap, praise her ironic language for the green-thumbed former-giant. He’d not covered his ears in time. That was fine. He probably could have used the rest, however long it’d last.
“Right, as I was in the middle of asking– how the fuck did you get him,” him of course being Ingvar, “to fit in here? How’d you even meet? He’s– good at hiding, usually, for a giant and all.”
Liam furrowed his brows. “That’s not how it works.” Not how he worked anyway. Props to ‘all the other magic users’ out there who only needed to think of an outcome and have it happen or at least could blame every mishap on how their powers were well beyond their control sometimes. Not with Liam though. He always was in full control, he just made stupid decisions on a regular basis.
One of which led to their current situation. Although it could have been worse. Much, much worse. So the mage took another sip of his beer and gladly jumped on the bandwagon of going back to discussing things as if nothing ever happened.
“I got lost in the great outdoors and he helped get back to civilisation. Yeah, I know, I’m a text book city child”, he shrugged, “I’ve a friend to whom we are as big as Ingvar would normally appear to us. Pixie, that is. Little pointy eared creatures with wings. I’ve traded their size differences in a ritual. She tall, he small. Well, he’s still taller than her, but ye get the idea.” The idea was that he had alienated a demonic ritual. But really, there was no good or evil in magic, only good and evil intentions. And he had had the best intentions.
“Given that Sleepin Beauty wakes from his slumber, we could go back to me place and ye can meet ‘er. Where ye stayin’ actually?”