#thread; atticus

[nastyfck]

@ofvanguards [here]

“Oh that? It is a knife, yes” the warrior says with a grin, shrugging a little bit before grabbing the druid’s wrist and guiding his hand to his groin. “That, however, is a whole different type of weapon” he finishes with a wink.

“Silly me.” He chuckled, letting his hand be moved, but not doing anything about it. Boldness beget boldness, and he quirked an eyebrow then, “Oh, and would you like to spar?”

[nastyfck]

best kisser? worst kisser? best at deepthroating? worst handjobs? loudest (in bed and in public)? who can actually sing tho

best kisser?

He’s had a lot of time to practice and master the art.

worst kisser?

Worst out of the lot but doesn’t mean he’s bad. He’s just not big on the whole kissing thing.

best at deepthroating?

“M — ”

“Jesus, just shut the fuck up for once Mr. I-Take-Fists-Up-My-Ass. It’s me, and I can prove it.”

worst at handjobs?

Again. Worse of the lot, doesn’t mean he’s bad. But he gives blowjobs like a fucking champ. Catch him sucking his boss off under the meeting table, or fucking his boss in his office. He’s fearless like that.

loudest (in bed and in public)?

“I do like everyone knowing that my lover and I are having a great time. Might even let you join in.” Not to mention the fact, that with volume comes greater spell power for that sex magic stuff that he’s so good at. (Though some do require a softer, gentler approach.)

who can actually sing tho

“You’re kidding right? Have you heard the things I can do with my voice?”

If you’re sick of all that magical bs douchery, and if you’re lucky stalkery enough to be near enough to Miles, you’ll hear his heavenly voice when he showers.