#threat?

[themostrandompolls]

Beware

The warning if for

ceaser for the ides of march

me ?????????

you

🐱🐱🐱🐱s

Me @themostrandompolls

all of us

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[the-real-list-of-ominous-threats]

Rip tear shred bite rip bite bite shred claw

[galfrey]

i assume this was an autosaved draft on my phone from one of my brilliant 3 am text posts but um.

[shitpostsampler]

I have repressed so much emotion that the all of it turned into rage and it’s now your problem

We think this is a suggestion, but when it came through the askbox originally, it was very threatening. Please add more words to your threats next time in order to make them less pointed.

[thelanguageoflovers]

this response to my uquiz kills me every time because i don’t know how to say that i actually do exist thanks

[pianoplayingpossumart]

Me: *pours eyedrops onto your forehead in a ceremonial manner, gently wipes it across your skin*

Me: a blessing for you my child. Take it or it will take you.

[odannygirl7]

“Lazslo?”

“You’ve been cholorformed. I could smell it when I got in the wagon. By whom I don’t know.”