#threatsofviperidae

[republic-city-radio]

Asami and Viper

call in and name a ship, and I will give you my honest opinion on the couple.

"I raise my glass to the day that Asami stops trying to be a jail wife and moves on! She could do so much better than him, and waiting for an imprisoned man is soooo overrated! I've told you all before, if my man goes to jail for more than two years... I'm out! Because not only does that mean he did something bad, but that I'm going to have to sit there and waste waiting for him! Yeah, no. Asami, get yourself together honey."

[republic-city-radio]

Saikhan and Viper

call in and name a ship, and I will give you my honest opinion on the couple.

"...I'd love to see it happen. Mainly because Viper is alleged to be a total homophobe, and you know what they say... Those guys are normally hiding some feelings that they're afraid of. Plus you all know how Saikhan is with his sex, honestly I would not be too surprised if those two got together. It'd be an interesting sight to behold, that's for damn sure!"

[deadly-beautiful-asami]

"We can make this work." {viper}

Send me a sentence for my muse's reaction!

Viper's hands were calloused and rough against her soft ones but she didn't make an effort to move away. He'd lost weight in prison and there were heavy bags under his eyes. 

"I don't know..." Asami said uncertainly. She loved Viper but her life was a lot calmer without him. Or as calm as a Triad's life could be. "Just...just let me think, okay?" 

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[deadly-beautiful-asami]

He wrote her words down in his notepad. "Oh don't yell at me sweet cheeks, I hate a woman who thinks she can treat men like shit." He rolled his eyes before asking another question. "Are you really going to stay with a loser in jail?"

She exhaled loudly, closing the distance between them. Grabbing the front of his shirt, Asami pulled the man forward. "Don't you ever talk about Viper like that again." She roughly pushed him away before turning on her heels. 

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[deadly-beautiful-asami]

He dials her number, clutching the phone tightly and fingers tapping against the cord. He was only permitted one phone call a day, and he had wasted it on her almost every day since his stay.

It took a moment for the ringing of the telephone to register in the tired Dragon Head's mind. Slowly reaching out, Asami's delicate fingers clutched the telephone before bringing it to her ear. A breathless "Hello?" passed through her lips and into the receiver. 

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[deadly-beautiful-asami]

"Where are my clothes?"

Put one of these in my askbox to see how my Muse reacts.

Asami blinked as she emitted a sleepy yawn. Turning to the side, she lazily pointed to the mix of red silk and Viper's clothes. "On the floor...where you tossed them last night before passing out." 

The younger triad closed her eyes and turned her back to the Dragon Head, falling back asleep. 

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[saikhantheloyal-blog]

threatsofviperidae replied to your post:" You know, I should go get my old Earth Queen...

"Excuse me?"

Shit.

" Nothing, Izzy. Nothing at all."

[saikhantheloyal-blog]

VISAMA, SAIPER, AND VINGER. ILL THROUGH IN TYLUKO TOO CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY NOT

// Aaaaaah unhealthy ships yay

i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP | It’s like this horrible gruesome train-wreck where nobody escapes intact but I CANNOT LOOK AWAY

VISAMI-

Completely and utterly unhealthy- Viper is an abusive asshole and he is horrible to Asami, but she’s in such a bad way at the time that she can’t help but be drawn in by this hot, stupid mobster.

i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP | HATETP

SAIPER-

Also completely unhealthy- these two absolutely loathe eachother and would never end up in a romantic relationship under ordinary circumstances but they could end up as awful hatefuck buddies and they’d both end the nights bruised and battered and loathing themselves and the other even more

and its just so wonderful how black they are for eachother shhh

| GINGER RUN AWAY RUN AWAY ABORT MISSION | i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP

I really like Vinger but knowing your Viper the way I do I just want to warn Ginger away and direct her towards someone who’ll treat her so much better than Viper does because he’s a little shit ( He’s one of my favorite little shits but he’s a little shit).

i don’t know them enough | wtf | why | just NO | tolerable | they’re okay | cute | awww | babies | hot | I will go down with this ship | OTP

I haven’t really seen much of it but it sounds adorable, and I think I could totally see it