I love being an omnishipper because I shit you not these people have no bad ideas
Ryland Grace is Eva Stratt’s sad dog wife he is astrophathers with Carl and their relationship is as doomed as it gets
he’s the third Adrian and Rocky decided was going to join their new polycule
he’s also the third Yao and Ilyukhina adopted off the street in the fashion of ‘we saw you from across the Hail Mary and we like your vibe’
he’s ALSO a very unwilling member of whatever Shapiro and DuBois have going on in the book for all the book readers the embodiment of ‘isn’t there someone you forgot to ask’
he’s also heavily gay for markiplier’s Simon Iron Lung starring in Iron Lung (2026)
and other variants of Markiplier
him being aroace and platonic soulmates with everyone yum yum yum
I ship it all ok I ship it all
(Honorary mention to Grace/Watney)
